King of the Hill
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I note that a crime has been committed in Texas. Thus, Chuck Norris must stop it.
Off he goes.
Now he's gone, I hit you with the ol' 2x4 with a nail through it.
My Hill!
Off he goes.
Now he's gone, I hit you with the ol' 2x4 with a nail through it.
My Hill!
I divide by one restoring order to the universe reassembling the hill I take it as my own.
MY HILL
MY HILL
I ignore reality and the laws of the universe and claim the fully formed hill as mine, then dye it pink
My pink hill
My pink hill
I START a halo 3 party within the real-world universe and grab a switchboard with all the halo multiplayer announcer's phrases and press the 'Hill Moved' button, causing everybody to scatter over toward the marker i placed above mount everest. everybody dies trying to reach the summit, and those who survive eventually starve to death trying to reach the score limit, and i sit contented at last on top until the time limit runs out and the universe spontaneously returns to the post-game carnage report
**MY** lonely, non-point-scoring **HILL**
**MY** lonely, non-point-scoring **HILL**
I snipe you from the other side of the map with a goddamn PISTOL and snatch your defeats from the jaws of victory.
MY HILL!
MY HILL!
I use move 24 in the big book of over the top solutions to simple problems...A DONKEY STAMPEDE they run you over and make you flat like paper which I turn into a paper airplane and throw it away sending it into the trees I then build a space station on the hill bending the laws of logic in my favor to do so.
MY ILLOGICAL HILL
MY ILLOGICAL HILL
I send a bunch of rabid dogs after you, they're followed by....Animal Rights Activists! (I tell them you mad the dogs rabid)
Dis is Ma hill!
Dis is Ma hill!
I watch from the bottom of the hill as you all summon a great demon. The beast slaughters the group and flies off to find a new hill to conquer. I climb the hill.
MY HILL
MY HILL
I unleash the most evil and hatful force in the universe. Dick Cheney
He shoots you all and leaves to kill more people.
My Hill.
He shoots you all and leaves to kill more people.
My Hill.
I build a giant laser in the sky. Blow up the hill. Make a new hill from the remains of the old one. I then make a a forcefield to protect my hill and hire soldiers who have been raised since birth to pledge loyalty to me. They are armed with lightsabers and laser rifles. The laser in the sky can be blown up at my command and mine ONLY. I also make a empire with a bunch of other hills. I also have a apprentice who has been raised since the whom. He is darth redar.
MY HILL.
MY HILL.