Kittens? Adorable? Evil? or both?
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And for this reason, I go with 'both'. Kittens are adorable, but they are just evil. They simply choose not to show it because they don't need fear-control when they are that adorable. I'm a dog person, but other people's dogs freak me out a little, simply because dogs love their master, but are a bit of a wild card when it comes to everyone else. So I love my dogs, and I approach other dogs with cautious pessimism.Neonbob said:
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And how does this convince me of their less-than-evil-ness?Souplex said:This is my cat on rugs:
Kittens are both. They are adorable and cute and snuggly and all that good stuff. But like George Carlin said:
"They're even cute when they kill?aww he's so precious just tearin' the throat right outta that bird."
They are evil, instinctive killers. But they're just so cute that I couldn't care less.
"They're even cute when they kill?aww he's so precious just tearin' the throat right outta that bird."
They are evil, instinctive killers. But they're just so cute that I couldn't care less.
Kittens are really cute and i would hope that they would stay like that their whole lifetime.
But no, for some fucked up reason they start to turn to those evil bastards we call cats.
But no, for some fucked up reason they start to turn to those evil bastards we call cats.
I think cats are amazing actors. They pretend to love you so, so much, but they're secretly plotting to sell you into slavery to their alien overlords, and...
...aww, Tark just climbed up on my desk. And he's got some kind of glowing chain in his mouth......it's wrapping around me but aww he's so cute!!
...aww, Tark just climbed up on my desk. And he's got some kind of glowing chain in his mouth......it's wrapping around me but aww he's so cute!!
The last two we raised were a bit of a nightmare. Their owner wanted them gone as soon as possible, so they were functionally retarded for the first three weeks. They had stinking little accidents with monotonous regularity, despite the availability of a litter-tray. Still, once they got over that unfortunate phase, it was a blast to have them around. Many an hour was spent laughing at their abject and innocent stupidity.
They're still awesome, albeit heroically lazy. The cross-eyed specimen in particular routinely falls asleep on her back, and is twice the size of her sister due to a lack of exercise.
Short answer: kittens are cute, but they have a considerable capacity for evil. Although whether said evil is premeditated is very much open to debate.
They're still awesome, albeit heroically lazy. The cross-eyed specimen in particular routinely falls asleep on her back, and is twice the size of her sister due to a lack of exercise.
Short answer: kittens are cute, but they have a considerable capacity for evil. Although whether said evil is premeditated is very much open to debate.
How can you say that? Through my cat does know how to open doors. It got annoying enough I swapped out all the handles with knobs. Take that little kitty your paws are no match for pure roundness of those door knobs. He also jumped on my face at night once, and sometimes he attacks my legs when I walk through the room...Neonbob said:
I think you might be right, but I'm still a little attached to the guy. All 16 lbs of muscle cat he is.
My cats also have a tendency to jump on my computer desk while I'm doing things. It's the whole "I am the center of the universe" thing cats tend to have. It doesn't make 'em any less adorable though. My orange tabby waits at the top of the stairs every might because she knows I have to go past her to go to bed, meaning she's guaranteed a tummy rub before bed. My white cat likes to sit on my shoulder while I brush my teeth, cook, and poop. She's a little odd.NeutralDrow said:I figured I'd share this, though I have to type through my cat, who's jumped up on the desk.
I say that because all the cats I've ever met have taken swipes at me! Repeatedly! Even after I knock them off of the shit they're swiping at me from!manaman said:
Motherfuckers think they can hiss at me and get away with it.
Not up in here!
It's only a matter of time before your cat tries to smother you in your sleep!
You must prevent this somehow.
16 pounds? STOP FEEDING HIM. You're only making him stronger!
My cat has what is apparently a rare trait: she plays fetch, almost just like a dog.
She will chase after her favourite teddy toy and bring it back to be thrown again.
She doesnt do that so much now that she is older.
How ever she now plays as an awesome soccor goalie and makes epic flying leaps to catch her teddy as I kick it over her head
She will chase after her favourite teddy toy and bring it back to be thrown again.
She doesnt do that so much now that she is older.
How ever she now plays as an awesome soccor goalie and makes epic flying leaps to catch her teddy as I kick it over her head
One day, we will be ruled by them.
kats are the smartest creatures on this planet! Mark my words!
The little fuzzballs can read your mind and use it against you! RESIST THE URGE TO PURCHASE THEM NIP! It doubles theyer mental hold on you!!
Must...... resist....... cuteness...... *spends 100$ on cat toys*
kats are the smartest creatures on this planet! Mark my words!
The little fuzzballs can read your mind and use it against you! RESIST THE URGE TO PURCHASE THEM NIP! It doubles theyer mental hold on you!!
Must...... resist....... cuteness...... *spends 100$ on cat toys*
I love cats. I used to have one:
Abbie was born deaf. She was also a runt and due to some kind of hormone problems, would never get bigger than she was at 8 months old. When she was 2, I had to have her put down due to a rare kidney disease. That was about 3 years ago, and I haven't thought about getting another cat.
Abbie was born deaf. She was also a runt and due to some kind of hormone problems, would never get bigger than she was at 8 months old. When she was 2, I had to have her put down due to a rare kidney disease. That was about 3 years ago, and I haven't thought about getting another cat.
