Kittens? Adorable? Evil? or both?

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Eclectic Dreck

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While kittens are adorable they have a number of terrible unforgivable flaws:

1) They don't know how to control their claws
2) They believe that all human interaction must involve their paws
3) They spread disease which, on account of their adorableness, medical science gave the somewhat cute name of "allergies"
4) They grow up into adult cats
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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I wouldn't say evil just a little too playful or easily spooked. I get a lot of cat scratches but it's when they're playing not intentionally attacking. Kittens = adorable
 

Nuckelavee

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imperialwar said:
My cat has what is apparently a rare trait: she plays fetch, almost just like a dog.
She will chase after her favourite teddy toy and bring it back to be thrown again.
She doesnt do that so much now that she is older.
How ever she now plays as an awesome soccor goalie and makes epic flying leaps to catch her teddy as I kick it over her head :)
Does she collapse to the ground as you brush past her and demand a penalty kick?
 

imperialwar

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Nuckelavee said:
imperialwar said:
My cat has what is apparently a rare trait: she plays fetch, almost just like a dog.
She will chase after her favourite teddy toy and bring it back to be thrown again.
She doesnt do that so much now that she is older.
How ever she now plays as an awesome soccor goalie and makes epic flying leaps to catch her teddy as I kick it over her head :)
Does she collapse to the ground as you brush past her and demand a penalty kick?
Actually she does, except all you need to do is walk into the same room and she flops to the floor ( in reality for a belly rub ) she writhes around but gets back up once she realises the ref isnt watching :)
 

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How is that not the most pwecious thing you've EVER seen?!
 

lacktheknack

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Zekksta said:
XxRyanxX said:
Well, I personally love cats. Spite getting bit, clawed, and even peed on before hand with cats around.. I just admire their company. Here is proof of me petting a cat: (Was doing volunteery Community Service at the Animal Shelter)

Do you ever get tired of being so righteous? Like seriously dude.
He didn't try to imply that. Everyone just reads it into everything he says, which really isn't any fair.

If nothing else, it's really refreshing to have someone like that around. It's a change from the legion of "I flaunt wholesomeness and I'm proud of it!" people that clutter up the web.
 

Nouw

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I love cats and kittens, they're one of the most adorable animals known to man.
 

Osaka117

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I have three cats, and while I know they'd never attack me, I randomly feel like one's gonna claw at my face for no reason. I really don't know why I get this feeling sometimes, maybe because I'm just a paranoid person in general.
 

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Marter said:
I think they're really cute.

I'm allergic to them though, and because of that, they are evil.

So...both, I guess.
I'm in the same boat. I think they are cute, but I get a severe allergic reaction from them.