Kitty!

[Lukeje]

and they wear top hats

I could make a cat wear a top hat, if it didn't make them look so ridiculous...
Yes, I've already tried it... it didn't end well.

It's because they're heads are too small. All right, I'll compromise, how about a lion? They're big enough to wear top-hats, and they're a type of cat.

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

Throw it in the pool!

That's what I did.

I live in New York; we don't have pools here.

But you have massive skyscrapers, right?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cats will survive being thrown off any floor higher than the 7th (they can apparently glide...).

Yes, but don't you have buildings with eighty stories?

Now my maths may be a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure 80 > 7 ...

 

[EchetusXe]

There is clearly only one solution.

Yes, it is training montage time. Time to beef up your cat into a wrecking machine!

 

[Baby Eater]

Kitty! *fits*
I'd suggest talking to your neighbour. Or everytime the pussy comes round, shoo it back out straight away, it'll get the picture soon.
Please, please don't hurt it or throw water on it that would really upset me.
Cats also don't like citrus smells, such as lemon and orange juice, so perhaps leaving some peel outside the door might keep it away?

This. If you hurt the kitty, I will find you... and I will kill you. (Anyone get the reference?)

taken?

OT: portal gun turrets that send the kitty to my dinner plate

-karate chops in the throat-
That's what you get for saying such a mean solution!
And, that's your prize for getting it right...

*cough* thank *cough* you?

 

[Koeryn]

Just talk to your neighbor.Even though he dose not like you.And if he refuses to cooperate just do something horrible to the cat.

Bad idea, Anonymous will get you.

The infrared cat-flap seems to be the best option. Another good idea, would be a little tricky, but if you know the other cat's in your house, put a cat crate open just outside the flap, then come in. When the cat leaves, it will dive into the carrier, just close the door and take it to the humane society. Give them contact information for your neighbor.

You haven't done anything wrong, so you're legally not in trouble. You are actually protecting their pet, both from dangerous things like kids with pellet guns and cars, to getting into a fight with your cat. You could even be protecting both animals, should either one contract rabies.

 

[Baby Eater]

Kitty! *fits*
I'd suggest talking to your neighbour. Or everytime the pussy comes round, shoo it back out straight away, it'll get the picture soon.
Please, please don't hurt it or throw water on it that would really upset me.
Cats also don't like citrus smells, such as lemon and orange juice, so perhaps leaving some peel outside the door might keep it away?

This. If you hurt the kitty, I will find you... and I will kill you. (Anyone get the reference?)

taken?

OT: portal gun turrets that send the kitty to my dinner plate

-karate chops in the throat-
That's what you get for saying such a mean solution!
And, that's your prize for getting it right...

damn ps3 word limit
what do lawnchairs and shovels have to do with eachother?

 

[Pimppeter2]

CAT WAR!!!!

Give your cat a gun.

Deterrence FTW!

 

[Voodoomancer]

He will never bother you again.

 

[Baby Eater]

Kitty! *fits*
I'd suggest talking to your neighbour. Or everytime the pussy comes round, shoo it back out straight away, it'll get the picture soon.
Please, please don't hurt it or throw water on it that would really upset me.
Cats also don't like citrus smells, such as lemon and orange juice, so perhaps leaving some peel outside the door might keep it away?

This. If you hurt the kitty, I will find you... and I will kill you. (Anyone get the reference?)

taken?

OT: portal gun turrets that send the kitty to my dinner plate

-karate chops in the throat-
That's what you get for saying such a mean solution!
And, that's your prize for getting it right...

damn your slightly on topic reply *smacks with ice fishy*

 

[Andalusa]

It's because they're heads are too small. All right, I'll compromise, how about a lion? They're big enough to wear top-hats, and they're a type of cat.

Hm... okay. Lions are cool.

 

[Lukeje]

It's because they're heads are too small. All right, I'll compromise, how about a lion? They're big enough to wear top-hats, and they're a type of cat.

Hm... okay. Lions are cool.

...of course, there is the chance of it clawing your face off.

 

[Andalusa]

...of course, there is the chance of it clawing your face off.

Hadn't thought of that...
If I get a lion cub and raise it myself, I should be okay.

 

[Souplex]

CAT WAR!!!!

Give your cat a gun.

Deterrence FTW!

That will simply start a war of escalation; Do you want a battle between nuke wielding kitties?

 

[Mr. Purple]

I like how you call it "Neighbor Cat" as if its actually its name. XD
Sooo amusing.

Anywho, you could just do what I do. We dont have a cat door. Everytime the cat wants out it should be at the door trying to figure it out. Open the door. Check the door once in a while to let it back in. Only solution I can think of.

 

[Lukeje]

...of course, there is the chance of it clawing your face off.

Hadn't thought of that...
If I get a lion cub and raise it myself, I should be okay.

I dunno, what would you do if it started asserting dominance? After all it would be heavier, stronger and more lethal than you. It could just bat you away with one sweep of its paw. And this would happen, because cats are evil.