Kitty!

[dancinginfernal]

Set up a sentry gun turret. That cat will never get near you again.

What if it's a Spy?

OT: As I saw someone say before, put some orange peels outside the door. I've had an issue like this before and that helped.

 

[Andalusa]

I dunno, what would you do if it started asserting dominance? After all it would be heavier, stronger and more lethal than you. It could just bat you away with one sweep of its paw. And this would happen, because cats are evil.

Not all of them. My kitty is the sweetest thing ever.

 

[Lukeje]

I dunno, what would you do if it started asserting dominance? After all it would be heavier, stronger and more lethal than you. It could just bat you away with one sweep of its paw. And this would happen, because cats are evil.

Not all of them. My kitty is the sweetest thing ever.

Haha! S/he has got you wrapped around his/her little fingerclaw!

 

[axia777]

Super Soaker!!!

I had some cats at my old house that were coming into my yard. They were pissing off my cat and causing all sorts of trouble. So every time I saw them I took my kids Super Soaker and sprayed down the little bastards. All was well after a while as the learned to just fuck off.

 

[Andalusa]

Haha! S/he has got you wrapped around his/her little fingerclaw!

She isn't evil!
I just looked at your avatar, I'm now picturing yours and mine trying to stare each other down.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Buy a godzilla.

Might not help but it would be badass

 

[Lukeje]

Haha! S/he has got you wrapped around his/her little fingerclaw!

She isn't evil!
I just looked at your avatar, I'm now picturing yours and mine trying to stare each other down.

I'm pretty sure Bilbo (for that is his name) would instead just start chasing her... and he's a good judge of character. Therefore she must be evil.

 

[Andalusa]

I'm pretty sure Bilbo (for that is his name) would instead just start chasing her... and he's a good judge of character. Therefore she must be evil.

Zebedee (kitty's name) will probably think he wants to play.

 

[Lukeje]

I'm pretty sure Bilbo (for that is his name) would instead just start chasing her... and he's a good judge of character. Therefore she must be evil.

Zebedee (kitty's name) will probably think he wants to play.

...and because Zebedee is evil, she will probably lead him into an elaborately planned trap. She'll then watch and laugh as he slowly dies. You realise how this reflects on you?

 

[Andalusa]

...and because Zebedee is evil, she will probably lead him into an elaborately planned trap. She'll then watch and laugh as he slowly dies. You realise how this reflects on you?

Quite badly, I'd imagine. Anywayy, how do I know Bilbo isn't evil?

 

[Lukeje]

...and because Zebedee is evil, she will probably lead him into an elaborately planned trap. She'll then watch and laugh as he slowly dies. You realise how this reflects on you?

Quite badly, I'd imagine. Anywayy, how do I know Bilbo isn't evil?

'Cos he's too stupid to be evil...

 

[Andalusa]

'Cos he's too stupid to be evil...

He could be a secret mastermind, so you don't suspect him.

 

[Lukeje]

'Cos he's too stupid to be evil...

He could be a secret mastermind, so you don't suspect him.

But he's too cute...

 

[Riccan]

Kill it with fire. Or just get rid of the cat door.

Also, if it's an 'outdoor' cat, then why does it need to come inside? Doesn't it live outside?

Makes you wonder.

 

[FROGGEman2]

and they wear top hats

I could make a cat wear a top hat, if it didn't make them look so ridiculous...
Yes, I've already tried it... it didn't end well.

It's because they're heads are too small. All right, I'll compromise, how about a lion? They're big enough to wear top-hats, and they're a type of cat.

Those of you who have suggested that I should try talking with my neighbor should know; my neighbor does not like me.

Throw it in the pool!

That's what I did.

I live in New York; we don't have pools here.

But you have massive skyscrapers, right?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cats will survive being thrown off any floor higher than the 7th (they can apparently glide...).

Yes, but don't you have buildings with eighty stories?

Now my maths may be a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure 80 > 7 ...

Cats can reach terminal velocity you know.

 

[Sick boy]

just go scream at your neighbours and embarress yourself, they'll then think twice before letting out their cat.

 

[Lukeje]

Cats can reach terminal velocity you know.

Supposedly they don't if thrown above any floor higher than the 7th because they can use the skin under their arms to slow themselves down (like a parachute). Though it all sounds like urban-legend to me...

 

[FROGGEman2]

Cats can reach terminal velocity you know.

Supposedly they don't if thrown above any floor higher than the 7th because they can use the skin under their arms to slow themselves down (like a parachute). Though it all sounds like urban-legend to me...

Yeah, no, that's bullshit.

 

[Mikaze]

Do what one of the chemistry teachers from my school did when a cat kept coming to his house. Make touchpowder and cover the area outsidew your door with it. The cat will never return, to you, your neighbour or possibly the entire city.