Kratos gets a new weapon and you are the smith What will you make him?

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A Swiss army knife. It's Kratos, he doesn't need anything more than a paper umbrella to brutally kill someone and a Swiss army knife has SO many different 'creative' options.
 

ENKC

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A BRIDGE. It's the ultimate anti-cephalapod weapon. Those things give me the CBGBs.

Apart from that... well, hands up who doesn't want to see Kratos go nuts with Darth Maul's lightsabre. Anyone?
 

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ENKC said:
A BRIDGE. It's the ultimate anti-cephalapod weapon. Those things give me the CBGBs.

Apart from that... well, hands up who doesn't want to see Kratos go nuts with Darth Maul's lightsabre. Anyone?
Me, a lightsabre is so hot it sears up all the flesh... that means no blood. I think kratos gets annoyed when he doesn't have three swimming pools worth of blood around him at all times.
I'd like to see him play around with these babies... at the same time ^^
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Machiavellian007

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zHellas said:
A spoon, 'cause it'll hurt more.
And he can cut out Robin Hood's heart. :D

OT: An Odachi. Just to watch him go crazy with a katana. Maybe even the Kusanagi.

Or, just, like, a really big hatchet or a mace. Potentially with one of those element-giving gems that RPGs love to give you; maybe a fire gem. Yeah. Blood and delicious fiya.

Though I'd like to see him take on a Titan with nothing but a pink, paper umbrella. Fairly certain he'd win, too.
 

CowboyfromHell666

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A chainsaw. Just imagine how awesome that would be.
Well, I think it would be awesome to see Kratos running around with a chainsaw.
 

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Floppertje said:
ENKC said:
A BRIDGE. It's the ultimate anti-cephalapod weapon. Those things give me the CBGBs.

Apart from that... well, hands up who doesn't want to see Kratos go nuts with Darth Maul's lightsabre. Anyone?
Me, a lightsabre is so hot it sears up all the flesh... that means no blood. I think kratos gets annoyed when he doesn't have three swimming pools worth of blood around him at all times.
I'd like to see him play around with these babies... at the same time ^^
http://vgplayers.station.sony.com/images/community/update1/weapons2.gif
Apart from the trident and the 'goathammer', they're a bit 'stock', don't you think?
 

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How about we give him Yahtzee, then he could beat everything to death, and slice them up with Yahtzee's always reliable criticism. Plus if the two of them teamed up, we would see some freaking epic stuff.
 

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ENKC said:
Floppertje said:
ENKC said:
A BRIDGE. It's the ultimate anti-cephalapod weapon. Those things give me the CBGBs.

Apart from that... well, hands up who doesn't want to see Kratos go nuts with Darth Maul's lightsabre. Anyone?
Me, a lightsabre is so hot it sears up all the flesh... that means no blood. I think kratos gets annoyed when he doesn't have three swimming pools worth of blood around him at all times.
I'd like to see him play around with these babies... at the same time ^^
http://vgplayers.station.sony.com/images/community/update1/weapons2.gif
Apart from the trident and the 'goathammer', they're a bit 'stock', don't you think?
the two maces look like they could do some nasty damage. as does the sword on the right. but okay, I could've done a better job. I still have about 40 pages of north american geology to read before monday, so excuse me if i'm not entirely focused :p
 

omega 616

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Onyx Oblivion said:
A spork. All hail the spork of death. It's a spoon AND a fork.

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It's nothing on a ... splayed, the all in one. Stab, slash and scoop.