Kratos gets a new weapon and you are the smith What will you make him?

[Sonicron]

I wouldn't give him anything, because he'd kill me with it. Instead I'd leave before he came back and hope his revenge on the gods is more important then his revenge on me.

I was thinking along the lines of a bag of tiny blade-shaped marshmellows, but 'nothing' works just as well. I value my life, and giving Kratos ANYTHING he could use to kill me would be breathtakingly stupid.

 

[PhoenixBlade]

I wouldn't give him anything, because he'd kill me with it. Instead I'd leave before he came back and hope his revenge on the gods is more important then his revenge on me.

I was thinking along the lines of a bag of tiny blade-shaped marshmellows, but 'nothing' works just as well. I value my life, and giving Kratos ANYTHING he could use to kill me would be breathtakingly stupid.

he does still have his hands and id say if he wanted you dead youd be in two parts on the floor.

 

[wizzerd229]

an all metal Fender Stratocaster, he kills his enemies with Riffs and solos, and if that doesn't work, he bashes them over the head

 

[ENKC]

A BRIDGE. It's the ultimate anti-cephalapod weapon. Those things give me the CBGBs.

Apart from that... well, hands up who doesn't want to see Kratos go nuts with Darth Maul's lightsabre. Anyone?

Me, a lightsabre is so hot it sears up all the flesh... that means no blood. I think kratos gets annoyed when he doesn't have three swimming pools worth of blood around him at all times.
I'd like to see him play around with these babies... at the same time ^^
http://vgplayers.station.sony.com/images/community/update1/weapons2.gif

Apart from the trident and the 'goathammer', they're a bit 'stock', don't you think?

the two maces look like they could do some nasty damage. as does the sword on the right. but okay, I could've done a better job. I still have about 40 pages of north american geology to read before monday, so excuse me if i'm not entirely focused

Kratos could kill something with North American geology.

 

[Tony2077]

how about a weapon that kills him the moment he touches it

 

[Sonicron]

I wouldn't give him anything, because he'd kill me with it. Instead I'd leave before he came back and hope his revenge on the gods is more important then his revenge on me.

I was thinking along the lines of a bag of tiny blade-shaped marshmellows, but 'nothing' works just as well. I value my life, and giving Kratos ANYTHING he could use to kill me would be breathtakingly stupid.

he does still have his hands and id say if he wanted you dead youd be in two parts on the floor.

I'm well aware of the fact that Kratos is pretty much the Chuck Norris of ancient Greece, but at least I'd die with the satisfaction of knowing I didn't provide the guy with any more ways of turning people into mincemeat.

 

[JLML]

Chuck Norris' shoes. Just for the awesomeness..

Only that it's impossible to get his shoes, because you would get roundhouse-kicked in the head and die. And if (and that's a BIG if) Kratos got them, he would die from a mysterious roundhouse-kick related injury.

Maybe I'll just give him my own creation, a home made "Electro-Spear" (you heard me, a home made spear that gives anyone stabbed with it a deadly shock.. NO, you can't borrow it)

or maybe just an old tv? would be fun to see what he would do with it.

EDIT: how could I forget the hammer of Thor? that would be awesome!!!

 

[Floppertje]

snipp

Kratos could kill something with North American geology.

thank you! you just made this SO much more interesting XD
actually, he probable would look pretty awesome smacking people around with the rocky mountains ^^

 

[PhoenixBlade]

I wouldn't give him anything, because he'd kill me with it. Instead I'd leave before he came back and hope his revenge on the gods is more important then his revenge on me.

I was thinking along the lines of a bag of tiny blade-shaped marshmellows, but 'nothing' works just as well. I value my life, and giving Kratos ANYTHING he could use to kill me would be breathtakingly stupid.

he does still have his hands and id say if he wanted you dead youd be in two parts on the floor.

I'm well aware of the fact that Kratos is pretty much the Chuck Norris of ancient Greece, but at least I'd die with the satisfaction of knowing I didn't provide the guy with any more ways of turning people into mincemeat.

Fair point but knowing Kratos he would manifest pure hate and rage into a weapon anyway no one can win

 

[Kukakkau]

The dictionary - big heavy book and he could learn some language too.
Also he can't go emo and stab himself with that

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Swiss Army Blades of Chaos, anyone?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

This.

That. Is fucking EPIC!

 

[Triscut900]

one of those little rubber balls that have suction cups at the end
or a piece of meatloaf

A spork. All hail the spork of death. It's a spoon AND a fork.

snip

It's nothing on a ... splayed, the all in one. Stab, slash and scoop.

our school has splayeds yet their like a spork with half of the curve being serrated

 

[Jethro Baarda]

This.

That. Is fucking EPIC!

TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS FUCK-UPERY

 

[Exocet]

A hummingbird feather.

I would watch as Kratos succeeds at killing people and giant monsters with a tiny feather. I know he could do it, but I wonder how.
Maybe tickle a minotaur so much,it laughs too hard and coughs up a lung? Jab a Cyclops with the tough part of the feather in the eye about 5 million times?

 

[Pegghead]

As it might not be a suitable for work suggestion I'll just say if CJ could use it so could Kratos.

 

[ENKC]

snipp

Kratos could kill something with North American geology.

thank you! you just made this SO much more interesting XD
actually, he probable would look pretty awesome smacking people around with the rocky mountains ^^

Kratos would start with the Rocky Mountains before upgrading to the continental shelf, then finish them off with the tectonic plate of his choice. And after that he would KILL THE PLANET with the sheer force of his masculinity.