Kratos gets a new weapon and you are the smith What will you make him?

[gellert1984]

A plastic childs toy hammer, the kind that goes 'squeak' when you hit something.

 

[Plurralbles]

a rapier.

Just because something that takes finesse would piss him off.

 

[Malyc]

Spoiler: Vin Diesels GTO

If he cant get the job done with this, hes fired.

 

[silver wolf009]

The dalek tommy!

 

[TUCKER95 x]

If kratos is so good lets se what he can do with a fireextinguisher.

 

[Armored Prayer]

An imaginary sword.

He'd still slaughter millions with it.

 

[Dapsen]

well if i was the smith, he would most probably get a stick of nearly unprocessed iron ore.

 

[daywalker1776]

how about a weapon that kills him the moment he touches it

He'd just walk out of Hades for the fifth time and kill you with a clock
don't ask why

 

[Outamyhead]

a Bic pen.

 

[Orbot_Vectorman]

A butter knife... or two... just to see what he does with it.

 

[Bek359]

Something that specifically can't kill me, and teleports me somewhere safe if he tries.

 

[Queen Michael]

What weapon do I give Kratos?
One word: Batman.

 

[Firia]

The Kingdom Key

Spoiler: Image within

[http://img130.imageshack.us/i/mickey27skeyblade.png/]

Now THAT would be something to see, if just for the facepalm giggles that it would give me.

 

[Druyn]

This.

That is so awesome. where the hell do i get one?

I have no idea. Im trying to find out for myself. Presumably something this awesome cannot be made by human hands...

 

[Marter]

I would give him the Snake Sword that Ivy has in the SoulCalibur series. That would be fun to watch.

 

[miscelaneous]

This.

That is so awesome. where the hell do i get one?

I have no idea. Im trying to find out for myself. Presumably something this awesome cannot be made by human hands...

Then we must pray to the Gods.

 

[michiehoward]

bendy swirlie straws, drink a thick malt and kill awesomeness

 

[Ponch]

This:

Or this: