Kratos gets a new weapon and you are the smith What will you make him?

[ninja555]

A Swiss army knife. It's Kratos, he doesn't need anything more than a paper umbrella to brutally kill someone and a Swiss army knife has SO many different 'creative' options.

Nothing better then a Swiss Army Knife.

 

[dbungus2000]

the power resided in him the whole time, yep, all he needs is the most powerful weapon of all...
HOPE!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

A rocket-propelled homing pigeon.
And then pit him against a large group of well-armed cartoon worms.

 

[monkey_man]

the godslayer, 1 tap with the thing on a god, and it dies, because his ears suddenly go inside the god's head, devouring the brains and eyes and .. pretty much the whole head

 

[rokkolpo]

no weapon but the blades of chaos seem appropiate for someone like kratos.

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

i'd probably make a sword with a blade that span around at 20,000 revolutions a minute. he could use it to gutcyclops' or something.

 

[Floppertje]

snipp

Kratos could kill something with North American geology.

thank you! you just made this SO much more interesting XD
actually, he probable would look pretty awesome smacking people around with the rocky mountains ^^

Kratos would start with the Rocky Mountains before upgrading to the continental shelf, then finish them off with the tectonic plate of his choice. And after that he would KILL THE PLANET with the sheer force of his masculinity.

that wouldn't leave anything for him to stand on while killing stuff... now you're just being silly... though come to think of it, he pretty much killed it already in gow3...

 

[splatterguy734]

A David Dimbleby Sword it demands that you let the other memebers of your debate have their say whilst you cleave your enemies in twain.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I would give him Soul Edge. Considering what Siegfried Schtauffen could do with it while he was still human, i would really love to see what Kratos could do with it as a god.

 

[Hawkeye16]

The infinity+1 sword.

 

[Psychophante]

A sense of decorum.

 

[hermes]

A bomb. That way, when he decides to use it against me (and you know he will), I will take him down with me.

 

[ssgt splatter]

This.

That. Is fucking EPIC!

Holy Shit!!!! AWE-SOOOOME!!!!

I'd give him lightsabers on the ends of chains. Yeah, it wouldn't be as bloody but it'd go them like butter.

 

[DazBurger]

A giant fucking pink dildo!

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

A pillow, c'mon guys, this is fucking Kratos we're talking about.

even if you gave him a piece of tissue paper he'd still find a way to brutally murder someone with it.

 

[Flack]

a dress made of flat interlocking pink blades

 

[GnomeThief]

A teddy bear on the end of a chain. Fear the adorableness!

 

[Therumancer]

A shotgun.

Why bother to goof off at this point, if I'm the smith, it's the modern era. That means I'm probably a gunsmith.

Of course in the spirit of the series I'd probably wind up ripping off "preacher" and reforging the angel of death's weapon into the gun... but hey, you get the point.