Well, all the females that have been labeled as "good looking" that I have known can't even hold the controller correctly let alone figure out that the left analog stick controls movement, while the right controls the camera...and yes this is a true story.Haseo21 said:Plus we might see some good looking girls start to play video games![]()
No, good sir, that would be your new avatar.thenumberthirteen said:Good sir you misunderstand. That shirt is, in fact, the supreme embodiment of awesome.Mackheath said:I feel very sorry for you. Being forced to wear that piece of claptrap shite-stain.thenumberthirteen said:Now comes the question. If you can make money from an idea, does that mean it is the right thing to do so?
On a slightly related matter next month there is a "Twilight day" at the cinema where I work. All employees are encouraged (read: forced) to get into the spirit of the event by dressing up, or participating in the fun and games. Therefore I shall go into work wearing...
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player one presses X to not dieslipknot4 said:How do you make a game with no story more than vampire teenagers who run around glittering in the sun?
But then the Twitards would find you and burn everything you love because you make their "wuv" story something awesome, and they won't stand for that.About To Crash said:Actually, there is potentional for a good game in Twilight's universe. Yeah, it'd have to lock the books in a cupboard and change its name for fear of getting beaten up by all the other games out there, but does anyone really know anything about these vampires besides the sparkly thing?
First off, old school Vampires (really old school) had tons of weaknesses. They couldn't go near garlic, crosses, they couldn't enter a home uninvited, couldn't cross running water, no sun, no stakes, etc. Twilight's vampires have one weakness: tearing off all their limbs and burning them. Holy balls.
How about a Twilight survival horror game? Think of what you, a normal, pathetic human, are up against. You go toe to toe with any of them and you're toast. But then, the tone of the game eventually shifts when you get inducted into a clan of werewolves and find that you're one yourself. Now you and your few werewolf friends must stem the vampiric tide and remove the undead threat without jeopardizing the lives and lifestlyes of the human world.
Sure it's got nothing to do with the books, but there isn't a lot of opportunity for astounding gameplay or epic storytelling when the story has already made most of the internet either moist with tears or pleasure.
I could die for that satisfaction. I suppose I just like to imagine that a good game can come from anything. I bet if a team of the absolutely best of the gaming industry spent a week or two, the Twilight game would not only be good for the fans, but also for the legions of the internet who never want to accept this possibility. It's similar, in a way, to the Halo and other game-related books. There's a story and universe changing media, and they write all-new stories, adding lots of things the games don't have. Should we be pissed if the reverse happens as well?Fr331anc3r said:But then the Twitards would find you and burn everything you love because you make their "wuv" story something awesome, and they won't stand for that.
did that stop Avatar?SnipErlite said:Because it would be shit. Is that reason enough?
Come we must slay the archfaggot!Paragon Fury said:"Wardens, we must stop the Taint! For if we let it spread to Nintendin, there will be no one left to stop the Sparkle Horde, and all of Gamden will fall! To arms!"
Seriously though. Any developer that attempts to make an actual Twilight game needs to be purged.