Lack of Twilight Game Has Cost Industry Millions

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Bigsmith

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TsunamiWombat said:
How pray tell, do you turn that into a videogame that tweens and moms would play?

Answer? You can't.
Its quite simple, u make it a wii game.
 

Danish_4116

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I can't see any gameplay possibility in this.

From what I've seen from the 10-15 minutes of the movie I could stomach, all that you could do if you played as the girl would be to bite your lip and think about sparkly vampires.
 

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i can't imagine what game could be made from that sh*t. maybe a guro/furry hentai but nothing more
 

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Who the fuck would want to play a Twilight game?! i would happily buy it just to snap it
 

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Xvito said:
boxcat said:
I can see it now, the player makeup will be
50% are Twilight Hardcore
50% are trolls
.5% are people who actually play the game
All 3.14159265% of the players agree my math skills need work.
At least you know the eight first digits of Pi.

Also, I think they should make it a fighting-game: Blade vs. Twilight. It would be awesome!
God of War vs Twilight would be better...Kratos killing the guy in Twilight (don't know his name, don't really care either) in the most brutal ways possible....thats a game right there
 

Trifixion

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Twilight game QTE: Press X to mope. Press Y to stammer. Press A to stare blankly at something.
 

Shintsu2

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Because thank God, there are somethings NO ONE wants to develop. How would you sell that to a development team? "Hey guys, great idea for a game - let's make it based on those poorly written books and equally badly acted movies: Twilight!" I'm sure all the people in the building will be screaming like little girls...not.

Seriously the only way you could make a Twilight game is to get a bunch of damn women to make it 'cause they're the only ones who want one. If you had a team of women developers making a Twilight game...we'd have Twilight Forever - they'd be sitting around watching those damn movies at work all day and getting off watching that douchebag sparkle. Vapourware in the making!!

Thankfully my brain cells have been spared, as I know people who have read the book and have watched the movies...and from that collective information I know it's utter shit. Bunch of damn zombies! I believe some here might take enjoyment from this (I know I sure lol'd):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQCFlXzKbM8
 

Hookman

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Y'know,my mother told me she would play video games when they made 'Anne of Green Gables: The Game' and I told her that was the worst video game idea ever...I didnt think I would be proved wrong so quickly!
 

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ShakerSilver said:
QUICK SOMEONE CALL SIMON BELMONT!! HE SHALL VANQUISH THE SPARKLY DEMONS!!!
Team Belmont

Killing Team Edward and Team Jacob since the 11th century
 

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All i can say is that the world doesn't need anymore twillight, burn it , burn it with fire.
 

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Way to state the obvious article they could make a dog shit modeled after Robert Pattinson's face, call it the twilight game and people would buy it, ok maybe not but it's more a case of how close could they get to doing that and still get away with it.
 

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Prometherion said:
A glimpse of the future; an old man tells his grandchildren of the past.

"We didnt see it coming, we were so busy fighting each other, xbox vs sony, wii vs pc. Then the fan girls came, we spent so long fighting each other we couldnt unite against them. Now the world belongs to them, and we let it happen..."
I would like to propose a moment of silence.