how the fuck is the game ging to work out? this is even a worse idea than a pacman movie adaptation
Lack of Twilight Game Has Cost Industry Millions
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Hey, as long as there's no Twilight mod for Vampire: Bloodlines, I could care less.
Ugh, Nines Rodriquez with sparkle physics, bleagh.
Ugh, Nines Rodriquez with sparkle physics, bleagh.
Oh no.
Dear god no.
Twilight has already stolen and broken vampires as characters forever, and created thousands of irritating fanboys/girls on the internet. We do not need them to break our game industry, too.
Dear god no.
Twilight has already stolen and broken vampires as characters forever, and created thousands of irritating fanboys/girls on the internet. We do not need them to break our game industry, too.
It would be a stream of Avoid the sunlight to not show you have sparkle skin.
BTW who the fuck would be like OMG! SPARKLE SKIN? YOUR A VAMPIRE! No. People would be like why the hell is this dude covered in Glitter?
Back to the point it would just have you walk through scenes in the movies and have quick time events for the action. Like the worst re-imagining of Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) ever. Possible adventure game style bits trying to work out that Edward is a vampire and not a closet gay who's a little to flamboyant to not know what he's into. Conversation branches that go nowhere. Pointless fuckeraoundery. And rewards of movie scenes or something.
It's possible, but it would be BEYOND terrible. Like worldwide Mass rioting from the gaming community. It's quite possible that the war between fan-girls and real gamers could end the entire world. I mean seriously. We wont be playing Metro 2033 in a few years. We'll be living it if this game is released.
BTW who the fuck would be like OMG! SPARKLE SKIN? YOUR A VAMPIRE! No. People would be like why the hell is this dude covered in Glitter?
Back to the point it would just have you walk through scenes in the movies and have quick time events for the action. Like the worst re-imagining of Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) ever. Possible adventure game style bits trying to work out that Edward is a vampire and not a closet gay who's a little to flamboyant to not know what he's into. Conversation branches that go nowhere. Pointless fuckeraoundery. And rewards of movie scenes or something.
It's possible, but it would be BEYOND terrible. Like worldwide Mass rioting from the gaming community. It's quite possible that the war between fan-girls and real gamers could end the entire world. I mean seriously. We wont be playing Metro 2033 in a few years. We'll be living it if this game is released.
Yea...seriously what would happen? Other than a storyline that follows the books, what could they made the game about? Retarded through and through. This is just instance of humanity's dumbing it down. GG whoever the writer was that said that. You're a twat.MelasZepheos said:
Heh, there's a thread somewhere about a Wii Twilight Trivia game coming out.
Speak of the devil...
Speak of the devil...
Honestly though, the man has a point. We already know that anything with the Twilight label doesn't have to have exceptional (or even any) quality to shift millions of units. I mean, look how well Twilight did at the cinema, and that was hardly a piece of artistic genius. They could churn out any old pile of crap, about any vaguely-related plot point they could dream up, and it'd sell, because the target demographic don't care about good games. If ever one of the larger publishers (with time and people to spare) starts sliding, they could rake in a few dozen million from quickly churning out a Twilight game. It's sales already in the bag.
I'm actually incredibly surprised that Zynga or someone hasn't already got a facebook game out there for this.
I'm actually incredibly surprised that Zynga or someone hasn't already got a facebook game out there for this.
What are you talking about? Zelda Twilight Princess was an amazing game.
Wait you mean Twilight movie? Pfft. Who wants to play that?
Wait you mean Twilight movie? Pfft. Who wants to play that?
It will make money, but the company that makes will lose all of their dignity. I'd like to think were better than that.
Besides the game will be shit.
Besides the game will be shit.
I want a game that combines Twilight with an Sandbox FPS. Meandering through the Washington countryside, killing "Sparklepires" and Native Werwolf-Americans in inventive and painfully hilarious ways, possibly having the final boss being something like this [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091213210519/dragonage/images/d/de/Creature-Broodmother.jpg] labled "Stephanie Meyer".
fleacythesheep said:
Gaming already has plenty of beefcake
http://www.mygaming.co.za/news/news/4919-Hottest-Guys-Gaming.html
Stick it on the Wii, it could always use more shovel-ware...
Thankfully the women in my life appear to have missed the Twilight bus, too busy watching Dexter and Battlestar. But picture the scene...you've spent the day labouring tirelessly at your job / college / school. You drag your ass home through rush-hour traffic...your one thought of release for the evening is MW2 and a nice cold beer...you get home, place the keys in the door...and suddenly, you hear something...some pasty emo performing what can only be be described as whiney-throat singing..."Fuck" you think "She's got the Twilight Soundtrack on again, I never should have thought her how to download things"... You walk into the living room, and BAM!!!! The full horror dawns on you. Your 360 / PS3 has been moved from it's mighty place beside the tv, there's a whirring, the damned and pathetic noise of your baby being used to run something it was never designed for...the menu screen reads "Twilight (A Heavy Rain rip off)"....
Your other half turns to... "Yeah, I was in HMV and I saw this and I just had to...but it was like $50...and I couldn't justify that for myself, but then I looked at the back and it's TWO PLAYER DARLING!!!! Finally, I don't have to just watch you play that Warfare thingie, we can play this together INSTEAD."
You come to, in a hospital bed. Your head gashed, you knuckles raw, you gums bleeding...you try to sit up, but are bound to the bed. Your head turns...a doctor sits by the bed. You're told you went into a fugue frenzy...destroyed your console, tearing it apart to remove the vile abomination it was never meant to play, you finally managed to remove it and then smashed it to pieces. You've been in the observation ward for two weeks, too frenzied to be taken off your meds. But the doctor smiles at you and says he has good news and bad news, the bad news it that you'll be there for the foreseeable future, the good news is that you're the 4,000th person to be admitted in such a way since "Twilight" was released and there's been a MW2 tournament going one in the dayroom all week.
Thankfully the women in my life appear to have missed the Twilight bus, too busy watching Dexter and Battlestar. But picture the scene...you've spent the day labouring tirelessly at your job / college / school. You drag your ass home through rush-hour traffic...your one thought of release for the evening is MW2 and a nice cold beer...you get home, place the keys in the door...and suddenly, you hear something...some pasty emo performing what can only be be described as whiney-throat singing..."Fuck" you think "She's got the Twilight Soundtrack on again, I never should have thought her how to download things"... You walk into the living room, and BAM!!!! The full horror dawns on you. Your 360 / PS3 has been moved from it's mighty place beside the tv, there's a whirring, the damned and pathetic noise of your baby being used to run something it was never designed for...the menu screen reads "Twilight (A Heavy Rain rip off)"....
Your other half turns to... "Yeah, I was in HMV and I saw this and I just had to...but it was like $50...and I couldn't justify that for myself, but then I looked at the back and it's TWO PLAYER DARLING!!!! Finally, I don't have to just watch you play that Warfare thingie, we can play this together INSTEAD."
You come to, in a hospital bed. Your head gashed, you knuckles raw, you gums bleeding...you try to sit up, but are bound to the bed. Your head turns...a doctor sits by the bed. You're told you went into a fugue frenzy...destroyed your console, tearing it apart to remove the vile abomination it was never meant to play, you finally managed to remove it and then smashed it to pieces. You've been in the observation ward for two weeks, too frenzied to be taken off your meds. But the doctor smiles at you and says he has good news and bad news, the bad news it that you'll be there for the foreseeable future, the good news is that you're the 4,000th person to be admitted in such a way since "Twilight" was released and there's been a MW2 tournament going one in the dayroom all week.