Languages you wished you could speak.

[Segadroid]

I'd like to speak French or some other 'romantic' language, because then, I could swear at the teachers at school while sounding nice!

And what about you guys?

 

[IamQ]

German. I can talk to people like normal on german, and they will think I'm angry, because every german sounds like their fucking pissed off (Not all germans literally of course).

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

All of them. Really. I would love to be able to engage in conversation with literally anyone in the world.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Russian, Japanese, and Chinese.
Why?
Just because.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Italian. That way, when I go to a Macaroni Grill, I could speak Italian to the waiter and piss him/her off.

It would be hilarious.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Kajt]

Finnish. I can already speak some of it, but I'd like to learn more of it as soon as I'm done learning German.

I could swear at the teachers at school while sounding nice!

Would "Vittun ämmä." count as sounding nice?

 

[Hobo Joe]

German, it would make this already fairly easy A-Level even easier, I do agree with iamq, it's a very visceral language, something as simple as saying what you had for breakfast said in not an overly extravagant manner can sound very aggressive. Whenever I use a Scottish accent it has to have quite an angry vibe to it as well for some reason.

 

[SharPhoe]

Latin.
I could insult people without them knowing

[sub]It might also have something to do with the Brawl intro...[/sub]

Audi famam... illiius...I'll stop now.

Me, I'd love to be able to speak Japanese fluently. I wanted to take it in college, but it wasn't a class they were offering.

Also, if we can throw in fictional languages, I'd love to learn Elven and whatever language they speak in Shadow Of The Colossus.

 

[Necrofudge]

Well I already speak English, Russian, and broken Spanish, so... pretty much any other language that isn't those.
Before I die I wan't to be able to fluently speak at least 5 languages. Maybe French and German to complete the list then learn Latin for no good reason (Dead language wootwoot)

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Ukrainian and German. Ukrainian because my dad speaks it and I know a couple phrases (mostly insults), and German would just be very neat and useful. French would be quite nice too, if only for when speaking to the ladies. (Italian could work well for that too I guess)

 

[Shamgarr]

binary code

 

[Datalord]

German, cause then i could do medical research in Switzerland, GOOOOOOOOOO SWITZERLAND

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Japanese. That is all.

 

[Lilani]

Italian. And maybe Gaelic.

 

[Blackality]

Japanese

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Polish, my girlfriend's parents are both fluent, and she can understand it perfectly, so they use that to talk about me while I'm right in front of them

 

[Jim Grim]

I'd love to speak Russian and am learning it at a GCSE level.

 

[Glerken]

Swedish.

I'll learn it eventually...