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GodofDisaster

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Japanese I can speak a little bit, but I would love to speak it fluently.

Examples of words I know so far.

Sayonara- goodbye

Arigatou- Thank you.

Watashi no name wa, Jamie- My name is Jamie.

Oohio- Good morning.

Konchiwa- Good afternoon

Konbawa- Good eveing.

I can't remember what hello is though. Does anyone know?

Also, I can count to 100 in Japanese.
 

Empireth

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(I'm from Canada and I'm pretty tired of the passive-aggressive racism that seems to be flung between the English and French communities (mostly seems to come from the English side though). Both sides need to stop hating and start understanding. I'm bilingual and so I see both sides and the sheer stupidity of it all.)

EDIT: When I was about 11, we went to a camp in Quebec somewhere (I'm from Ontario). I don't think the councilors realized though because they taught us a song:

"Il n'y a rien de plus beau, que chier dans l'eau et voir sa marde passer. Si je savais que c'etais aussi beau j'aurais chier d'avantage. Il y a des Anglais en haut de la cote qui nous garroche des roches. Si j'en poigne un, un sacrament, je lui arrache la poche."

Translated it's:
There's nothing nicer than shitting in the water and watching it float away. if I knew it'd be that nice, I'd do it even more. There's some Englishmen on the hill throwing rocks at us. If I catch one of those assholes, I'm gonna rip his balls off.

Basically, the water bit is all about the Saint-Laurence and sending their shit to Ontario. The second part is pretty self-explanatory.

Racism = Stupid
Ahahahaha. Wow. That's one of the best songs ever, especially considering that it was camp counsellors that taught you that.
Wow.
I think the English-French tension is probably just a culture thing. I mean, we did used to be settled by two different countries. Then the English took over, and the French basically signed everyone away. So really, the French were on the wrong end of the stick because they're culture was ripped away from them that long time ago. And then they went and had two referendums, making the English here hate the FLQ supporters and those who wanted to break away, then they just generalized it to saying everyone in Québec wants to break away. And then there were Acadians. They were booted out of their land and sent to the US, and then most History courses don't even teach that part of history if you don't live where Acadia was. The Acadians have every right to be mad.
/history rant.

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Cajt said:
Finnish. I can already speak some of it, but I'd like to learn more of it as soon as I'm done learning German.
Segadroid said:
I could swear at the teachers at school while sounding nice! :p
Would "Vittun ämmä." count as sounding nice?
Seconded.
I totally want to learn Finnish.
I honestly want to live there when I'm older.
Possibly become a dual-citizen, but becoming a citizen to Finland is a *****. It takes so much time. It's like, ten years, or something.
And yes, your curse would sound nice as long as you don't try to sound angry when saying it.
Learning the pronunciation for stuff in Finnish is the easy thing, in my opinion. Learning what it all means, on the other hand...
Not so easy.
 

ottenni

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French, Arabic, Russian or Spanish. Damn they sound cool. Oh and Dutch so i can speak to my family.
 

orangebandguy

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Any language really, something obscure might be could because then you could say you're one of the few that can speak it.
 

firedfns13

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Mongolian because then I could tell my girlfriend's parents they suck and should unground her. Also, that I'm ashamed they live in America. (I get kind of mad when they tell their daughter they're ashamed she's their daughter)

I'd also like to learn french, german, italian, chinese, and japanese so I could go anywhere in the world and -hit-on-women- meet new friends.

Swedish cuz my friend went there for a year and came back being able to speak it so itd be tight being the only person to speak it around for once.
 

ottenni

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justhereforthemoney said:
ottenni said:
French, Arabic, Russian or Spanish. Damn they sound cool. Oh and Dutch so i can speak to my family.
Your own family speaks dutch and you can't?
Sort of. You see my father immigrated to Australia when he was 18 so all his family is in Holland while i am in Australia. So yeah half my family speaks Dutch, and the other half speaks German but i can speak that.
 

MrTub

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Glerken said:
Swedish.

I'll learn it eventually...
firedfns13 said:
Swedish cuz my friend went there for a year and came back being able to speak it so itd be tight being the only person to speak it around for once.
No offence.. but why the hell would u like to learn it?
 

Florion

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Oh my goodness. <3 I want to go to U of T and learn as many languages as I can. I've got English from being Torontonian, and I've got French from the school system (fortunately, I've had rather good French teachers over the years) and I took three years of Latin (but that's not really a spoken language. :p Nevertheless, it should be a piece of cake for me to pick up Spanish and Italian and the other Romance languages). I really want to learn Bengali because my best friend moved back to Calcutta a few months ago, and then I might as well take Hindu as well, since that's the dominant language in India... I want to learn Mandarin because my friends at school were trying to teach me and they're patient enough to put up with my inability to do pitches correctly ("Wow, I almost understood you that time! ^_^") and it's a beautiful language, spoken and written... And I've always wanted to learn Japanese, just because my ear picked it up when I was still an anime geek. I just don't know the grammar and most of the words.

I would love a job that lets me do the Russel Peters cultural-pizza thing, except without the entertainment aspect because I get stage fright and I'm not that funny. <3 But I love absorbing new cultures (new in the sense of unfamiliar to me, not recent :p).
 

firedfns13

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Didnt put this in my post, but my exchange student friend and i plan on going to europe this summer; figured itd be kool to speak something not english there, especially so I dont stick out as an american so much.
 

justhereforthemoney

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ottenni said:
justhereforthemoney said:
ottenni said:
French, Arabic, Russian or Spanish. Damn they sound cool. Oh and Dutch so i can speak to my family.
Your own family speaks dutch and you can't?
Sort of. You see my father immigrated to Australia when he was 18 so all his family is in Holland while i am in Australia. So yeah half my family speaks Dutch, and the other half speaks German but i can speak that.
O, well thats cool then.
 

whaleswiththumbs

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Could hurt to know some russian right? I'm learning french, so thats taken care of. Maybe something obscure like, uhh hard to think of one now, Polish is out there so i'll say that