Last enemy you killed in Campaign/story mode is right outside your house.

[Tinman_1993]

Christmas Patriarch from Killing Floor... dead before i blink

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

A slow-moving zombie prone to falling over from dead rising 2.
Time to practice my headshots!
OR get out the sledgehammer.

Not too worried.

 

[Drakmorg]

Archaedas from World of Warcraft.

Seeing as how he's made of stone and big enough to use my car as a roller-skate, I'm pretty much screwed.

 

[theironbat46]

A random hipster from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World the game.
Once again, Scott Pilgrim has gotten me out of another jam.

 

[Zackklown]

Lu Bu from DW5....... Im fucked......

 

[Xaio30]

Four words:
Metro.
Librarian.
My apartment.

I'm fucked.

 

[Au Naturel.]

... H-Hong Meiling? Cool... a dragon.

 

[Uberpig]

stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it these threads kill babies

op: currently nothing can get up my hill as it's snowed a foot, especially what i killed last

That's cool, I reckon we can take out a baby.

 

[The Harkinator]

Spanish Galleon in Empire Total War. But theres no water outside my house that will fit that in, theres just lots of snow so it should hopefully tip over and be ruined and immobile. If I set it on fire in the right place then its barrels of Gunpowder should ignite and blow it up. Score one for the Royal Navy!

Then again, if if can stand up then I've got a broadside of 29 Cannons firing at my house, in that case, wait for a military helicopter to arrive (they fly over occasionally because they know a nice little coffee shop nearby) and destroy it. Score one for the RAF! The insurance will cover the small amount of massive damage to the house so I'm ok.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Bah, it's just a geth! What could... it...

-realization that it was a Colossus hits-

Is this an appropriate time to find some brown pants?

 

[Knusper]

I just killed myself about 1 million times in Super Meat Boy, and so I have an emotional lump of walking meat on an eternal quest to save his girlfriend (who is made from bandages) from a foetus in a dinner jacket.

How about we forget our differences and just go out on this quest with each other?

 

[Giest4life]

One of the noslies from Metro 2033. It seems I only need a damn butter knife to kill them. I'll be fine.

I killed a cow in Minecraft; I'm probably fine.

Cows kill more people every year then shark attacks...

I'm now genuinely disturbed.

 

[FirewallCMD]

Matriarch Benezia. Mass Effect.
Most likely wonder where the rest of her clothes were.

 

[Jack Cheal]

An Archer from Prince of Persia: Two Thrones
I think i'll be alright so long as i have a knife.

 

[Hobo Joe]

A Borgia guard, he shouldn't be too tough. Or was it a Papal Guard....?

 

[sandrock42]

A spetznaz soldier. Hmm, one of the most fearsome warriors in history, and I don't even have any real weapons in my house. Why did I decide to give Black Ops a try? That said, even if I hadn't, I'd be up against an EDF soldier anyway.

Don't worry they have the mind of a twelve year old. P.S. I'm in the same boat.

 

[Verp]

A rattlesnake from Tomb Raider III? Well, if the poor thing isn't frozen to death in all that snow, ice, and wind, I'll capture it and call it Fluffy. If I can't arrange it a place to stay, I'll just cut its head off and eat it.

 

[CombiBlood]

Helghast. Bass Guitar don't fail me now as a blunt weapon.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I just killed that giant gold guy Galanoth in Castlevania Symphony of the Night ... he stands two screens tall ...

Does anybody have a shield rod and alucard shield lying around by any chance?

 

[carpathic]

Oh great. A deathclaw is outside my house. And here I am without even a .308 to help me out.

This is gonna get messy when I have to take that thing down with a lamp post and a kitchen knife.

I might lose.