Last one liner as you die?

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StonkThis

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Depends on the situation. I'll supply a few.
If I get killed from a coin falling off a building "Jackpot. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Crushed in the stomach by a bowling ball "Gutterball. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Get stabbed by a blind man in the eyes. "Well I say, eye for an eye. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You get the point.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Uh oh, looks like I'm about to be.... inhaBULLETated!
Because how funny would it be to see someone say that and then get violently mowed down by a bunch of guys.
...actually come to think of it I might use that idea in something lol.
 

Mr. Gency

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"I hope, for your sake, you don't miss..."

or

"Kentucky!" So they think I called for reinforcements.
 

Deadpool062

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Oh darn! My Spleen! Also something along the lines of "FUCK! I left my microwave open GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!" or possibly I would just scream and moan horribly and use my last ounce of willpower to crawl over and bleed on the person a little bit and make them regret killing me. Also "Just... A... flesh.. wou" *dies*
 

triggrhappy94

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im not gonna read all 14 pages to make sure no ones gotten these before so...

"... Rosebud...*drops random snowglobe*"

"*raise one thumb up as a slowly shink*"

"Now I will become strong then ever"

"BULLETS?! My only weekness! How did you know?"

"CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS"

I get the most cookies

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oh oh oh oh...

"Triggrhappy is unconscience"

not sure if anyone will get the reference

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"Remeber that town in Mexico I told you about? ... Come find me there..."

another one people might not get

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"Does your first kill feel good. It should. It does to god. Just last week he dropped a roof on 200 of his followers while they were worshipping him..."

This ones a bit easier.

last edit... hopefully