"Rosebud is a sled! soylent green is people! Bruce Willis is a ghost! Wash dies! Snape kills Dumbledore! Tyler Durden is Jack!"
Quickly followed by a thousand gunshots from angry movie geeks.
Again, I'm very sorry.
Or:
I bakeded teh commender sum cookiez, but I eated tem.
Spoken like a lolcat, of course.
EDIT: "Let me tell you something 'bout the the government: They're fuckin' up, the environ-ment. They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals, yeah. And making them fucking extinct!
The government totally sucks.
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