Last one liner as you die?

[sagacious]

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught capt*gunfire* *hit ground*

 

[AWDMANOUT]

so long and thanks for all the fish.

...dang you sneaky ninjas...

 

[Venerax]

Looks like I couldn't outsmart boolet.

 

[MagnificentFiend]

You legend.

 

[elricik]

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!

Damn, beat me to it!

OT: Avenge me!!!

 

[Why do I care]

"The... cake... is... A LIE!"

 

[SirDerick]

"my only regret is that the one-line I prepared doesn't fit in this situation!"

 

[Carlston]

I regret nothing! (if jumping through the air)

(If dying on the ground)

The Money is in the....Uhhhhhhhh...-die just to f with someone-

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Hello Sir and/or madam, would you like to make a donation to the "relect Nancy Polosi" fund?

 

[Why do I care]

Ooooooor:

"All your base are belong to ME!..." *hack hack, death*

 

[TheDandyHighwayman]

I'd either access the noclip console command and say "HA HA!!! no clip mother dunkers" while running through into the floor or confess my greatest secret, "I never liked Friends"

 

[Drakmorg]

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

or...

"Whoever shoots first is gonna get their ass haunted"

or possibly even...

"Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they?"

or I might pull out this little number...

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to help me!"

 

[Why do I care]

Ooooooor:

"All your base are belong to ME!..." *hack hack, death*

ONE MORE!

"I call... CTHULHU!"

 

[Vrex360]

"If it takes my death, so be it... you will not defeat the Covenant!!"

*cookie for referance*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

A corruption of a quote:
"Well you may shoot, but I have several bullet proof shields the exact size of bullets placed in my clothes around my body, and if you shoot them you'll be the laughing stock of me!"

A classic:
"Wait a second where are my pants?!!?"

Simple and humorous:
"Tits........"

No words but actions shall save my sorry hind!:
*points behind thugs then ducks as if something is coming from behind them*
*thugs turn around or duck*
*runs away*

I might say this:
"With my last breath I curse French Canadians!!!!!"

"................................I do cocaine"
[sup]*cookie for reference*[/sup]

Religion!:
"What in the f***ing name of Odin!?!?!?"
[sup]another reference, another cookie for a correct guess[/sup]

 

[Drakmorg]

EDIT: "Let me tell you something 'bout the the government: They're fuckin' up, the environ-ment. They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals, yeah. And making them fucking extinct!
The government totally sucks.

Anyone know what that's from? Anyone?

"the Government Totally Sucks", from a deleted scene in the Tenacious D Movie

 

[MissGinaKid]

"Cheek point death."
When you die right at a cheek point so it doesn't really matter that you died

 

[Littlee300]

I always hated you... I always hated you the most...

Cookie for reference.

Red vs. blue
_______________________________________________________________
This just answered a thread like this and you have to put what you would say if you were going into a black hole
"NOW YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE CURE! WAHAHAHAHA!
or i will press a button and laugh like a maniac. They will also wonder what the hell that button did...
Or maybe
"Tell my family... now they will never get that money i owe them..."
Me:"Killing my wont bring her back..."
Killer: Ain't that a shame?
edit....
"My only regret is that I have only one life to waste your bullets with!"

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

"FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!"

Or more likely: "Huh..."