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[The Clown]

*writes a note on a small piece of paper and passes it to nuba, it reads "They're fucking ants I think, they CAN still hear you, shut up"*

 

[xmbts]

*Hurtles towards the ground like a meteor*

Hey guys what's up?

 

[nuba km]

*continues breathing*

 

[The Clown]

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]nuba, shut the hell up[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[nuba km]

*holds breath*

 

[mParadox]

That's right stand still. *aims knife*

 

[Mkvenner]

OMG ANTS!

LOOK ANTS *points*

EVERYONE LOOK THEIR ANTS.........ANT........ANTS WITH KNIVES!

 

[xmbts]

Ants? Pff, obviously son you know nothing of my power.

 

[mParadox]

Aye. Bring in the dinosaurs!!

 

[nuba km]

eeeeh about the dinosaurs...they...have the flue.

 

[steeple]

hey guys, what did I miss? *cue in audience applause*

 

[nuba km]

the toilet *cue in audience laughter*

 

[The Clown]

AAAHHHHHH ONE STABBED ME IN MY LEG!!!!

 

[nuba km]

*audience laughter* ho clown I thought I told you to get a exterminator! *audiences oohs*

 

[The Clown]

*leaps up and down, stamping and growling at the tiny assassins* DIE DIE DIE!!!!

 

[nuba km]

*rolls eyes at clown while audience oohs*

 

[Mkvenner]

*audience boos*
Whoa!

Clown! Chillax brah.
*audience cheer*

What do you think? *looks over shoulder*

"Looks like a genocide em-kay. Whay do you think?" says mysterious women in the corner.

Those ants with knives, they look like they.......

*puts on sunglasses*

.......haven't made the final cut!

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[nuba km]

don't make the dog cry with you PUN-ishment

 

[The Clown]

AWWW FUCK MY FUCKING JUGULAR!!!!! *falls over as an ant leaps on him, slicing both his jugular veins open* LITTLE BAST...ar.....d *lays still, a pool of blood gathering around him*

 

[nuba km]

*gets out uber bug spray*
*sprays them*
*they die*
*starts spraying rest of bottle in clowns open wounds*