Last person to reply wins!

[nuba km]

also I have a fortune cookie for you

Spoiler

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[The Clown]

*Stands up very slowly, blood dripping off him* You bastards, those little things have killed my body, not I have to animate it myself, and I look terrible.

 

[Zirat]

Well then you better go clean yourself up!

Your dripping clown juice all over the thread...

 

[nuba km]

hhmmm... clown juice grahrhrhrh

 

[CommissarOridium]

Uncle Bob, the Space Marine
The Scholar Abbot in the Schola Progenium gave his fifth grade class an assignment: tell a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Corvius said, "My father was a farmer on Acheron VII and we had a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the coach when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the Scholar Abbot.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Jorun. Tell us your story."
"MY family where farmers too. But we raised grox' for the meat market. We had a dozen grox.eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live grox. And the moral to this story is, don't count your grox before they're hatched."
"That's a fine story Jorun," he continued. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes sir, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle, Veteran Sargent Bob. Uncle Bob was a Space Marine in the 3rd War for Armageddon and his Thunderhawk got hit. He had to crash land in hostile ork territory and all he had was a bottle of fenrisian ale, a bolter and a chainsword. He drank the fenrisian ale on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy with the bolter until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with with the chainsword till the blade broke and then kill the last ten with his bare hands."
"Emperor's Throne," said the Scholar Abbot, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Don't **** off Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."

 

[nuba km]

he couldn't hold a candle to magicarp:

but this magicarp doesn't know the power of splash:

 

[xmbts]

Pff, I could handle it.

 

[Zirat]

Yes, you probably could.
Why not go and try that? I'll just be waiting behind this blast wall

 

[xmbts]

*Prepares umbrella*

You don't know what you're missing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Pulls out fishing rod*

I'm hungry.

 

[steeple]

hey, why are you interupring me while Im eating this shoe underwater here? its not very nice of you...

 

[nuba km]

*starts acting like a magicarp* nuba nuba nuba km km nuba

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: I caught a Magikarp!

Numnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum....

Good eating!

 

[steeple]

dont forget to creat a nuba-stockpile to put his corpes in, other wise he will start stinking up the place and your dwarfs will get upset

god damnit that game is addictive...

 

[The Clown]

Wait a minute.... nuba killed people without me?

 

[Zirat]

An appropriate reaction if I ever saw one.

 

[xmbts]

*Kicks down door and strolls in*

Sup bitches?

 

[Zirat]

*Looks up at the ceiling*

Well, I made a wonderful ceiling mosaic.

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

Is it over yet?

 

[Zirat]

Nope, far from it.

We havent even gotten halfway through the first act!