Me too. I was in the bathroom, and the fucker charged at me. It was about 2-3 inches in total length.yuval152 said:
Last scary thing to happen to you?
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I was running in the dark a few nights ago, past some trees, and I kept thinking that a whole bunch of trees and branches were Slenderman.
I'm letting go of things that have happened in my past as have constantly held me back. I've been trying to do this for nigh on 11 years, so it is a little scary to admit. And to think... All it took was a different girl to focus on. Ha. Damn women.
On a different note, I'm trying black pudding in the morning. While not physically scary, I'm definitely apprehensive about it. I mean, blood and offal.
On a different note, I'm trying black pudding in the morning. While not physically scary, I'm definitely apprehensive about it. I mean, blood and offal.
Today I was conscripted into helping my dad remove the weeds and vines that have consumed my grandpa's fence. While doing this we discovered large amounts of something that strongly resembled Asbestos. I was freaking out until we saw a piece with "Asbestos free" stamped on it.
Your a lucky ************ . I most likely would have died a long time ago if i was you .DoomyMcDoom said:
OT: My ex Girlfriend called me and told me she had HPV . And that i should get tested for it too . Luckily she caught it AFTER we broke up because i'm clean as a whistle .... Slut.
I was walking home from college and a car full of guys drove past and shouted OOIIII!!!!! at me and made me cack myself.
I shouted WANKERS! back at them, and I hope they heard me..
I shouted WANKERS! back at them, and I hope they heard me..
im in the shower and a goddamn house centipede is just right there on the wall. never been so scared before.
Nearly died in a high speed car accident twice this week because my sister is learning how to drive.
Was coming onto the freeway and was held back on the onramp by the early-morning stoplights that moderate traffic, and thank God for that. As the light turned green I hear screeching tires, and decide to coast slowly forward a bit, while looking over my shoulder for what it was coming from.
Suddenly, a massive Ford truck flies right in front of me, crossing the onramp and hitting a sign which flips like a kid's toy into the street not 10 feet ahead, then it turns and slams into it's passenger door on the column holding up the merging freeway ramp. Had I not heard it coming, it would have slammed right into me on the side I was driving, and crushed my Volvo and I like a tin can. To this day, I still think I managed to avoid certain death.
The funny thing is that the car behind me honked at me for going so slowly onto the freeway, and when that happened he quickly shut the fuck up and pulled over.
Suddenly, a massive Ford truck flies right in front of me, crossing the onramp and hitting a sign which flips like a kid's toy into the street not 10 feet ahead, then it turns and slams into it's passenger door on the column holding up the merging freeway ramp. Had I not heard it coming, it would have slammed right into me on the side I was driving, and crushed my Volvo and I like a tin can. To this day, I still think I managed to avoid certain death.
The funny thing is that the car behind me honked at me for going so slowly onto the freeway, and when that happened he quickly shut the fuck up and pulled over.
when i heard that slender was getting a sequel called slender: the arrival and when i found out about faceless
Well some bint in a Saxo nearly crippled me when i was crossing the road on my way home last night, that was a little pants shittingly scary. What the hell kind of person puts lipstick on while driving at night i ask you?!
My roommates and I were hosting a party at our apartment. Party's going well, my friend and roommate go into a back room to smoke. I'm busy hosting, so I don't notice a problem until I step out onto our back porch to find my friend unconscious and convulsing in a pool of his own vomit.
His well being was obviously our first priority, so we hide the alcohol and people begin to file out (He is a big guy, so we'd need the house clear in case we needed to get him to the hospital). After a while he comes to, vomits on himself some more, and we get him into the shower and into a bed.
He turned out alright, but this is a good example of how dangerous synthetic can be. It was pretty terrifying seeing a close friend in such bad shape as that.
His well being was obviously our first priority, so we hide the alcohol and people begin to file out (He is a big guy, so we'd need the house clear in case we needed to get him to the hospital). After a while he comes to, vomits on himself some more, and we get him into the shower and into a bed.
He turned out alright, but this is a good example of how dangerous synthetic can be. It was pretty terrifying seeing a close friend in such bad shape as that.
I read this in the voice of Russell Howard.Sean Hollyman said:
I felt this was too important not to post.
Actually the last scary thing to me happened a week ago this Sunday when I almost got my dumb black ass arrested and possibly shot. I was walking home from the gym and passed by a buddy's car parked in front of a store. So I walk by and notice not only is his brand new 2012' Jetta running but it's also unlocked with his expensive phone, laptop, and god knows what else just sitting out where anyone can come up and take it.
So here I am thinking it'd be HILARIOUS to steal his car and park it a block or so down and watch him panic when he comes out of the store. The only problem with my plan was a cop sitting a little ways down watching some black guy in ratty work out clothes walk up off the street and get into a car he probably saw a white fella in a suit get out of.
I start backing out of the parking spot and I get about halfway out before the cop car comes speeding up to block me in. At this point I'm not terribly worried as I know quite a few cops in my city but sadly this wasn't one of them. Fella gets out of the squad car gun drawn yelling at me to get out of the car with my hands in the air.
This is the part where I start getting nervous as I'm getting out of my buddy's car slowly hands in the air hoping like fuck my friend will be getting his ass out of the damn store with a quickness. Anyway, I get out and try to explain to the cop how this is a misunderstanding and I know the owner and I wasn't really stealing it and he's not buying a word of it.
Finally after I've been cuffed and just about to be put in the back of the squad car out strolls my buddy laughing to damn near piss himself. Suffice to say he backs up my story and clears things up. I avoid going to jail over a stupid prank and all is well.
An interesting aside to this story is that he had been watching for quite some time and wanted to see how things were going to play out.
The only positive thing I can say about it is that I'm glad I opted not to carry my gun to the gym with me that day as that would have only served to horribly complicate the matter.
So here I am thinking it'd be HILARIOUS to steal his car and park it a block or so down and watch him panic when he comes out of the store. The only problem with my plan was a cop sitting a little ways down watching some black guy in ratty work out clothes walk up off the street and get into a car he probably saw a white fella in a suit get out of.
I start backing out of the parking spot and I get about halfway out before the cop car comes speeding up to block me in. At this point I'm not terribly worried as I know quite a few cops in my city but sadly this wasn't one of them. Fella gets out of the squad car gun drawn yelling at me to get out of the car with my hands in the air.
This is the part where I start getting nervous as I'm getting out of my buddy's car slowly hands in the air hoping like fuck my friend will be getting his ass out of the damn store with a quickness. Anyway, I get out and try to explain to the cop how this is a misunderstanding and I know the owner and I wasn't really stealing it and he's not buying a word of it.
Finally after I've been cuffed and just about to be put in the back of the squad car out strolls my buddy laughing to damn near piss himself. Suffice to say he backs up my story and clears things up. I avoid going to jail over a stupid prank and all is well.
An interesting aside to this story is that he had been watching for quite some time and wanted to see how things were going to play out.
The only positive thing I can say about it is that I'm glad I opted not to carry my gun to the gym with me that day as that would have only served to horribly complicate the matter.
I woke up and I saw Slenderman standing over my bed, staring at me. Turns out my uncle has the keys to my house and a mean sense of humor.
