Last thing you do before you die?

[mannaroth]

As the subject implies when you die what is the last thing you want to do before you are dead? The answer can be realistic or not if you want the last thing to be going back in time and punching Hitler in the face go for it!

I plan to live forever but if that fails I want to die right after winning a fist fight with a shark. I want to die from the explosion created by the awesomeness of that event. BOOM!

 

[Marter]

I'd have to pull the trigger.
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I mean, uh, I'd want to listen to a good song right before I die.

 

[crazybombard]

I always wanted to make a very very VERY stinky fart that would fill up the entire White House. While pulling pranks with a Dick Chaney and W Bush, I don't know why, I just always thought it would be fun[ny].

 

[mannaroth]

Take that damn polar bear with me.

I...just...what? *my turn to be confused*

OT: Press the big red button.

You are all coming with me! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

*Sigh I thought Ned told you not to do that! You're going to kill everyone in Springfield!!!!!

 

[revolutionaification]

I'm only saying this 'cause I'm in a sappy mood right now but I'd want to die right after whoever I end up giving my love to. I'm not the type who'd be able to pick herself up after something like that.

 

[Panzer_God]

Oh what's this? The nuclear launch codes? MUUUUAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[SimuLord]

Reach orgasm. Michael Jordan had "The Last Shot" in Utah in 1998...I want my "Last Shot" to be similarly epic.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I suppose I'd want to die because I ejaculated so hard upon finishing having sex with the most talented and beautiful prostitute in the world.

 

[GodofCider]

I haven't the faintest idea. Moreover, I have yet to come to terms with my own mortality; as such I work under the impression that I won't die; not that it'll matter either way when the times comes.

 

[mannaroth]

Have sex with a women.................does that count???

Yuppers anything goes. (Sick Fu**) lol just kidding

 

[Shoggoth2588]

As long as I die with a full stomach I'll be happy. I love to eat, you see. That being said, I want to go to Chicago for deep dish pizza, Maine for lobster bisque, Japan for Takoyaki, the U.K. for jellied eel. You get the idea.

A food-tour of the world would be bad ass. Better than a plastic surgery one anyway.

 

[mannaroth]

As long as I die with a full stomach I'll be happy. I love to eat, you see. That being said, I want to go to Chicago for deep dish pizza, Maine for lobster bisque, Japan for Takoyaki, the U.K. for jellied eel. You get the idea.

A food-tour of the world would be bad ass. Better than a plastic surgery one anyway.

A plastic surgery tour of the world? I'm terrified to see what that would be like.

 

[Protocol95]

Curse Zoidberg with my last breath. Nothing else with suffice.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Wheelchair-iot racing down a steep incline. I'm likely going to end up old and enfeebled by the time I give this some thought, so that'll likely be how I'll go.