Last thing you do before you die?

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DSK-

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Invent a cure for every disease affecting Humanity, write a book about it, travel the world, do 1000 press ups, sit ups, leg raises, squats, lunges, chins, sick my too fingers up at the world and die.

T'would be a good death. Arrrrghhh!



Or rather more realistically, just be bad ass enough not to cry or whimper when I pass my last few breaths. Die with a smile on my face and encourage the loved ones around me to enjoy life and kick it's ass.
 

Extasii

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Be the first man to screw the first attractive female extraterrestrial witnessed
 

enzilewulf

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Go stop the armada of...of...FLYING BACON BITS! I will die in a hellish, tasty, Bacon Cheeseburger. eating killing my way out to the leader of the Bacon bits, The Canadians! and destroy their weapon of mass bacon bits be for I die of my heat attack. Pure awesomeness, I know.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Press the detonator for the bombs located inside my chest cavity. I've always wanted to die by exploding into little giblets. Or perhaps die right after climax during the best session of sex ever.

I really want to go out with a bang.
 

SirDerick

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Finally pull a damn fire alarm.
I always wanted to pull one and they're everywhere... mocking me.
 

Dwarfman

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Well if its death by natural causes, probably hack out my lungs!

If it's a violent demise like death by piano, the last thing I'd do would be scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH"
 

General Vagueness

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say something like "the people who knew me knew I loved them so I'm going to go drown in chocolate syrup before this bomb goes off" or something like that
I really like the fire alarm one, that might be an option besides the chocolate rain drowning
 

ajemas

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mannaroth said:
As the subject implies when you die what is the last thing you want to do before you are dead? The answer can be realistic or not if you want the last thing to be going back in time and punching Hitler in the face go for it!

I plan to live forever but if that fails I want to die right after winning a fist fight with a shark. I want to die from the explosion created by the awesomeness of that event. BOOM!
How could you win a fist fight? They don't even have any arms, let alone fingers to make a fist.
Wait a minute, are you saying that you're going to use science to attach arms to a shark in order to make it even deadlier? And then you'll beat it up?! My good man, you are both the smartest and bravest person on the planet, and I salute you!

For be, I want to die heroically, by punching a deadly meteor out of the sky, saving the human race. I would be blasted out of a canon into outer space, shouting "FALCON... PUNCH!" at the top of my lungs as I drive my fist into it. As everybody on Earth hears me shouting, they'll see this massive meteor shatter into millions of pieces as the force of my mighty blow rips me to shreds.

(By the way, if you're complaining that my words couldn't be heard on earth both because there's no sound in space and the distance is too large, please keep in mind that the power of the Falcon Punch transcends all know physics, and that the Large Hadron Collider is currently using them to find the Higgs Boson.)
 

xdom125x

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shadowstriker86 said:
delete my porn archive. or just toss the 2TB hard drive of it in a wood chipper, whatever's better
i'd go in the opposite direction and try to show the entire world my porn stash before death.(only a little sarcastic)
 

WorldCritic

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I would play my favorite level of KOTOR one last time while listening to my favorite song. If I'm going out, I'm going out with a smile of my face, and I'm taking a Sith Master or two with me. >:D
 

Fenra

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Carlton Dance on top of Big Ben, hey if im about to go, I wanna do something people will remember me for