Last thing you do before you die?

[Tasachan]

At the ripe old age of 93, I will solemnly gaze at the setting sun, contemplating my past, and what lacking a conscience will be like.

Then, I reach for my rifle, and continue to defend a nuclear bomb from the ninja-space-nazis until it goes off, and I take the neo-nazi uprising with me.

It started off an I was like "aw, that's kinda sad" then it went in a complete opposite direction ahaha.

Last thing I want to do before I die? Hmnnn. Go to confession, so I'm clear of all my sins.