Last Words

[falcon1985]

RIGHTEOUS!!!

 

[Cleverplane]

"I told you bastards there were bears in here!"

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Or something from the Bible, best if from the Book of Revelation. Some cool stuff there. And it's more than sure to freak people out, if quoted right.

Now there's an idea. Although I'd rather go for something from Warhamer 40,000, or perhaps Nineen Eighty-Four.

"Tell your sister...your mother....your girlfriend...they made me fulfilled..."

Wouldn't that be the cause of your death?

"BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

That's it, I'm totally using that if I go for Suicide by Cop.

 

[Nihilism Theory]

"Its over 9000!"
-dies-

 

[Silver Scribbler]

*points at random person in the room*
"You won't get away with this!"

 

[sms_117b]

With my last words, I curse Zoidberg

This, this should be everyone's

 

[Fudgo]

"/Life"

Or

"Look what I can do!"

 

[Spaghetti]

"Its over 9000!"
-dies-

I love it

"Hey! Watch me run across this busy highway!"

 

[asiepshtain]

shit!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Zoey: Watch out! A witch!
Me: I bet I can kill her with a single headshot!

 

[andrat]

"Here's a headline for the papers tomorrow: French Fries."

 

[bodyklok]

Round 2 begins in 3... 2...

 

[matt_newgrove]

I'd point my finger at someone and say "Bang!" before collapsing in the stairs.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Respawn in 3...2...1...

 

[T-Bone24]

Wanna see a magic trick?

 

[Conveant0]

"Controller!" ~Cough~ "I need.. the controller..." ~splutter~ ".. X to not die!"

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

"I'm taking you with me"

.44 everyone in the room

 

[esperandote]

the winning lotery numbers are...

 

[Toaster Hunter]

The tough as nails route- "Death cannot stop me. The Reaper is my slave. Pathetic fool"

The noble route- "Alas I come to the end of a great journey. So passes one more."

The non-sensible route- "I like cheesecake."