Last Words

[Just_Karol]

My only regret is not hating Adam Sandler enough.....

 

[Osloq]

somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell

Meat Loaf reference, right on!

Ladies and gentlemen, I bid thee good night!

It was him/her! (point to least favourite relative)

 

[BuckminsterF]

I'm going to haunt the fuck out of you people

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

"Touche......."

"Did I leave the oven on?"

 

[BiscuitWheels]

I like Steven Wright's idea. Wishing your first word was "Quote." So right as you die you can "Unquote."

 

[Total LOLige]

Ive given each of you a gun the last one standing gets the treasure.

 

[Deleric]

With my last words, I curse Zoidberg

Ok, this.

 

[BladesofReason]

"Pretend...i'm saying...something profound..."

 

[molester jester]

Respawn in 5 4 3 ...
or
Told you i was ill

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"DEATH TO AMERICA!!!! YALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAA!!!!"

Just kidding.

I would probably remain silent; I don't have much to say anyway.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

rosebud...*dies*

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Don't mind me. I won't be there long.

 

[Sky Captanio]

The best real last words I've heard. Some commander in some war (I can't remember which) "Why, from this distance they couldn't hit an elepha..." He was cut off by being shot in the head.

 

[Anachronism]

May I get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows I'm dead.

 

[bluepilot]

Never take anything lying down ( I want that on my tombstone too)

 

[Torque669]

Respawn in 10, 9, 8 ....

 

[Lynx]

See ya.

 

[ace_of_something]

Flawless Victory... Fatality.

 

[wyrdsister]

Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.