Last Words?!?!

[Stebay88]

Picture this: You push Jessica Alba, a child and a pupppy out of the way of an oncoming bus.
You have 2 seconds to live before it hits you, what do you say?!?!


Note: You can not get out of the way of the bus!

 

[DanielPowell33]

I would not risk my life for those people.

 

[Sassafrass]

"Vhere iz zhe bat?"

Then proceed to die in super slo-mo while it's recorded from 35 different angles and replayed endlessly on TV.

 

[General Thrax]

Well, I'm boned!

 

[Chicago Ted]

I would not risk my life for those people.

Likewise. I simply would not do it in the first place.

 

[darkless]

Can I just save the puppy?

"Well thats not good" It's my go to phrase.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

"Well I'd just like to say thaKERSPLATTTTT!!!"

 

[technoted]

i'd just yell "SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER" at the top of my lungs

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

'DARK ANGEL WAS FUCKING AMAZ-'

 

[p3t3r]

***** i just saved your ass

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Now why did I do that?

 

[Jodah]

F*** me sideways.

 

[s-l-u-g]

"fuck"

 

[Gunkiller]

My last words would be: This is the oddest thing I have ever done, and why can't I get out of the way?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I'd move, push Jessica Alba back, then laugh. So I guess my words would be "Hahahahahaha- *squelch* AAAAHAHAHAAAA" and so on.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I'd yell "FALCON PUNCH!!!" and punch the bus as my last act on this earth, knowing I died peforming the most epic act a human can do. Wait...Why am I risking my life for jessica alba? I'd save the puppy and maybe the child and sparta her into the bus first.

 

[SimuLord]

"What was I thinking?"

I would NEVER risk my life like that!

 

[Scunner]

Zeppelin Rules!