Last Words?!?!

[NotAPie]

I wouldn't say anything, I'd pull Jessica Alba in front of me to save myself.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"THE KEY TO MY TREASURE IS IN-"

If I've gotta go, I'll leave them constantly searching for that which does not exist. Ha!

 

[Marter]

Damn... that is all.

 

[drunkirishman]

son of a *****... RvB style

 

[Christemo]

i only want the puppy, the kid and Jess can go to hell.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Either

"I regret nothing!!!"

or "I have no insurance"

 

[Loud Hawk]

"AWWWWWW,HELL NO!"

or


"ZOMFGROFLMAOWTFBBQ I CAN'T MOVE!"

 

[Monkeytacoz]

"Bonk!"

 

[GodsAndFishes]

What am I panicking for? That truck couldn't hit an elephant at this dis.

*Horribly adapted from the best last words ever*

 

[Cargando]

Probably something along the lines of 'Why on Earth did I do that?'

Cynicsm aside, I'd like it to be 'So long and thanks for all the fish'.

 

[Sigel]

"this is gonna hurt"

 

[Shoggoth2588]

pft ... screw those people. I'd be filming it on my camera phone and wondering about the best way I could get it onto my computer

OT: "Your health is low!"

 

[Tron900]

" GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BUS YOU IDIOTS!"

 

[El Poncho]

Ignoring me saving those people, instead just seeing a bus coming towards me while i'm crossing the road I would say: This is Sparta!

Although if I wasn't gonna go meme on my last few moments of death I would say: Don't worry i'm superman.

 

[Fellwarden]

I would proceed to give a ten minute long monologue about how stupid they are walking in front of a bus like that. As you all should know, according to anime physics, nothing can happen to me while doing a monologue.

 

[safsephiroth666]

Respawn in 10,9...KERSHPLAT!!!!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I hope you have insurance.

 

[Daveman]

"tell my wife 'hello'" *squish*

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would not risk my life for those people.

You wouldn't save Jessica Alba? Why not? She's sexy and she haz teh bewbies!