League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

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KoudelkaMorgan

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I have no idea why LoL is so popular. Porn I understand, civilization would collapse into Borderlands style anarchy with out it.

You should always follow the rule of fap, cover your camera before you do it. Or, you know, be intelligent enough to get that out of the way before or after you are narcissistically video streaming yourself playing LoL because trust me no one wants to see either.
 

Tiger Sora

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Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't want to know, but I know now. Get it out of my head. GET IT OUT!!!

Escapists, I can appreciate the humor of many a things. Many a things. But I find this not only carrying unwanted cargo along with the funny. But very, low brow.
This isn't news, isn't noteworthy. It's a cheap trick for a joke, I've noticed the past few weeks content seems to be slipping in places for, value lets call it.

It's not my site, I'm not telling you how to run it. But there needs to be some more class around here. I feel this place to be very classy compared to other sites and I don't want it devolving to such aforementioned others.

With regards

Concerned Gentleman Raccoon.
 

kajinking

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VanQQisH said:
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It's sad that I know all too well just how bad that can be, I'd post a link for anyone who feels like playing Russian Roulette with the internet but I'm not sure if that if that would get me banned or not.
Yeah, that would certainly net you a ban. I don't think you're allowed to post anything pornographic here since it's a SFW board. If anyone wants to play russian roulette with the internet, they need only type one word into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
I can't be sure what that word is but I can give ya two more, futanari and scat. I'm pretty sure entering both into Google at the same time causes your computer explode.

Edit: To anyone who reads this FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ENTER THESE INTO GOOGLE
 

RJ 17

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But the question on everybody's mind is: Does LoL really have the biggest player base?
Dear god, please just die.....my THOUGHTS hurt after that one... xP

I got a good laugh out of the story, though. Fappin' one out during a match...just couldn't wait, could it?
 

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Tiger Sora said:


Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't want to know, but I know now. Get it out of my head. GET IT OUT!!!

Escapists, I can appreciate the humor of many a things. Many a things. But I find this not only carrying unwanted cargo along with the funny. But very, low brow.
This isn't news, isn't noteworthy. It's a cheap trick for a joke, I've noticed the past few weeks content seems to be slipping in places for, value lets call it.

It's not my site, I'm tell you how to run it. But there needs to be some more class around here. I feel this place to be very classy compared to other sites and I don't want it devolving to such aforementioned others.

With regards

Concerned Gentleman Raccoon.
I've come to notice that Grey, more often than not, is the one that posts off-beat/humorous stories such as this. Most of the other writers seem to write about more "serious" issues.

Personally, I look at all of Grey's material like the comic section of a newspaper, this is especially applicable since he writes Critical Miss.
 

Tiger Sora

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May very well be he's the "comic section" so to say. Still this is below a news post for standards I think.

Also typo in my post 3rd paragraph, should read "It's not my site. I'm not tellingyou how to run it.
I may also be generalizing to much, certainly isn't every area, I won't blame Mr. Carter for it all either.

You know what, I'll just grab my coat and go. I'm not going to risk exploding for this.
 

Zer0Saber

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Whenever things like this happen to anyone it's always good to know that it could have been worse. Could have been stabbed.
 

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... Okay, guys. Just.. bare with me. I need to get this off my chest... *Inhales*

Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Tickling the trout
Thawing his banana popsicle
Hanging the pope
Firing a protein torpedo
Playing tug of war with a cyclops
Putting the tissue box through college
Achieving left handed liftoff
Engaging in the art of fisticuffs with a wiggly one eyed welshman!

*Exhale* Hoo! That... Glad I got that out of my system.

... Not like Slooshi did when he livestreamed his private session! Heyo! :D

OT: Yep. He fucked up. I mean, it's only common knowledge that you turn off or cover your webcam. Not that I would know from experience or anything like that! <_<
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Would you believe me if I said the only reason that I wanted to post here was for those cheap masturbation jokes? <_<[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

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Holy crap this is funny. Who leaves the webcam on when they finish a live stream...and who would watch porn afterwards!
Well least the viewers got a good time out of it. xD

NOT!

It would suck for them.
I love funny news like this.

Best news about LoL I ever heard...

Hope he learned a news lesson today!
 

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This article is in error, he didn't forget to turn off his stream, he accidentally turned his stream on when he was jerking. He wasn't actually playing league beforehand.
 

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Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.
I don't get it...
[sup][sup]Sorry I keep not getting jokes, I really should stop asking for explanations...
[sup]But I'm curious... Ok, I'll just go away now...[/sup][/sup][/sup]
 

Strazdas

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The streamers are getting stupider every day :(
what happened to the days when only like 50 people worldwide bothered with stream and then only if they had something to say.
 

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kajinking said:
I can't be sure what that word is but I can give ya two more, futanari and scat. I'm pretty sure entering both into Google at the same time causes your computer explode.

Edit: To anyone who reads this FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ENTER THESE INTO GOOGLE
So, I flagrantly ignored you and entered them into Google.

A. My computer did not explode.

B. I've seen worse. Not much worse, but worse.

OT: X buttons! How do they work?
 

Valanthe

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You know, I may not be internet famous like this guy, but I know I would be using the "Curl up in a ball and wish for death," tactic if this happened.

Props to him for being cool about, I mean, when you look at it logically, sure it's embarrassing but it's not like he was doing anything illegal, and the fact he has the balls to at least laugh at his own misfortune shows a form of maturity I don't expect from MOBA players.
 

Denamic

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Heh, sucks to be him.
Though I have to say he's handling the situation like a champ. Embracing the ridicule is the best way to defuse it. Not to mention you need solid self-confidence to do that. I respect that.
 

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Tiger Sora said:


Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't want to know, but I know now. Get it out of my head. GET IT OUT!!!

Escapists, I can appreciate the humor of many a things. Many a things. But I find this not only carrying unwanted cargo along with the funny. But very, low brow.
This isn't news, isn't noteworthy. It's a cheap trick for a joke, I've noticed the past few weeks content seems to be slipping in places for, value lets call it.

It's not my site, I'm not telling you how to run it. But there needs to be some more class around here. I feel this place to be very classy compared to other sites and I don't want it devolving to such aforementioned others.

With regards

Concerned Gentleman Raccoon.
wow, I guess someone managed to feel offended even by this.
 

KeyMaster45

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Apparently people watching porn counts as news these days >.>
Somebody watching porn isn't news.

However, somebody watching porn and spanking it while unknowingly broadcasting themselves to the internet is both news and really freaking funny.
 

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Does this guy live in the US? If he does, I just hope nothing else comes of this. Sex-crime laws as they are, people have gotten charged and put on the list for less. It would be especially bad if it could be proven there were minors in his stream.

Either way, here's hoping that nothing bad comes of it, since it really does seem like an honest mistake, and the embarrassment and relentless e-pounding he's going to take over this should be punishment enough, lol.