League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

[MrGalactus]

I'd feel really bad about this story being so public if that guy is such a good sport. I raise my mug to you, and your already destroyed career in politics, Andrew "Slooshi" Pham.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

But if this is where LoL is going what will be the point of chat roulette?

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Gotta get it out while you still have nurse Akali in your head man.

Grey you might want to let everyone know that Rosie Palm's youngest daughter is 18. No need for legal issues here.

Yeah, but the article says the guy himself is 17. Everyone who saw this needs to be arrested. Stat. or pronto, or whatever words cops use for that.

Does this guy live in the US? If he does, I just hope nothing else comes of this. Sex-crime laws as they are, people have gotten charged and put on the list for less. It would be especially bad if it could be proven there were minors in his stream.

See above.

 

[rob_simple]

None of this is particularly shocking to me after so long on the internet, but what I am shocked at is what kind of self-respecting man walks around naked from the waist down?

That's quite possibly the worst look a man can rock aside from 'nothing but socks'.

 

[Hexenwolf]

My first thought was "Wow, that guy is ripped! ... oh wait, that's the porn star. There's the scrawny online gamer."

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

genital fondling was a legitimate "tactic."

I'm so bringing this up with the LoL-ers at my campus tomorrow.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I can't be sure what that word is but I can give ya two more, futanari and scat. I'm pretty sure entering both into Google at the same time causes your computer explode.

Edit: To anyone who reads this FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ENTER THESE INTO GOOGLE

Dude, if that scars you, you aint seen nothin.

 

[Cyrus Hanley]

Holy christ that's funny.

It's like something out of American Pie.

 

[Kargathia]

Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

It's quite akin to the good ol' pleasure of checking everyone's browser history at LAN-parties. That always yielded rather... interesting results.

 

[roushutsu]

This will be funny for like a week, maybe 2. Then everyone will forget about it. Kudos to the guy taking it like a champ. You don't see that too often.

 

[Kellogs Fried Chickn]

Good luck trying to getting rid of those videos.

 

[MorganL4]

My first thought was, he is 17, doesn't that mean that legally his video capture qualifies as child porn?

If I were him, I'd be worried about the police getting involved.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Well, that site just got some of the best free advertising it could have asked for. I mean, given how addictive LoL supposedly is, the site was still good enough to.. pull a dedicated players attention away from the game.

And PC players say that the best way to play is with a mouse and keyboard. Obviously there's an upside to using a joystick.

Capcha: video tape
No, Capcha, not quite.. but close.

 

[itsthesheppy]

I would give anything to have the chatlog from the stream monsters to read.

 

[Azuaron]

So... being 17, is he getting arrested for the creation and distribution of child pornography?

 

[Erttheking]

Really? "Guy gets caught jerking off"?...must be a slow news week.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

So.

Much.

Facepalm.

 

[Zhukov]

I gotta say, he handled that situation pretty well.