League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

[IamLEAM1983]

... Okay, guys. Just.. bare with me. I need to get this off my chest... *Inhales*

Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Tickling the trout
Thawing his banana popsicle
Hanging the pope
Firing a protein torpedo
Playing tug of war with a cyclops
Putting the tissue box through college
Achieving left handed liftoff
Engaging in the art of fisticuffs with a wiggly one eyed welshman!

*Exhale* Hoo! That... Glad I got that out of my system.

... Not like Slooshi did when he livestreamed his private session! Heyo!

OT: Yep. He fucked up. I mean, it's only common knowledge that you turn off or cover your webcam. Not that I would know from experience or anything like that! <_<
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Would you believe me if I said the only reason that I wanted to post here was for those cheap masturbation jokes? <_<[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

A... protein torpedo?

Why does that sound like something you could develop in both the original XCOM and the recent remake?

Soldier: "GUUUAAAA. Protein torpedo... fired! Oh, yeah..."

Sectoid: "AW, GAWWWD!" *commits suicide*

Captcha: winter is coming

Damn you, Captcha!

 

[blackrave]

So I wonder, in how many months this one is going to commit suicide?

Sorry for being cynical, but this is how you react on the fact your private parts have been seen by other people online.
NOT by changing numerous schools, putting sad video on youtube and then finishing yourself.
[And don't even go into the whole "you guys won't get it" territory]

Also on the side note- how long usually are these breaks between sessions? Because it seems that he finished pretty fast.

 

[Razorback0z]

Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

Actually even though its a corny name, its a hawny site

 

[Azurian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs&feature=related

Had to go listen to this song because of this story he was just jacking it.

 

[The Wykydtron]

AHAHAHAHAHA! Ahhh, classic. Ok I haven't laughed at a post on this site in a while. Fun.

Still that guy is awesome for taking it so casually. Still I feel sorry for the people who tuned into that stream... God. Ah Internet gaffs. Nothing else like 'em.

I find it odd that people don't notice these things. I suppose i'm just attentive to the details myself. For example, you'd never see me taking the wrong runes/masteries into a game i'll tell you that! Don't you dare take that as some sort of innuendo!

[sub]Except for that time where I took Clarity for Katarina...[/sub]

 

[PH3NOmenon]

I'm actually surprised there's people going "This isn't news!"


Seriously, how is this not news? A professional gamer was masturbating in front of his audience. That's not only worthy to note because of the impact the e-sports scene will have to swallow, it's also frigging hilarious.




On another note, do people really go to sites dedicated to one particular kind of porn? There's youtube equivalents with greater variety, silly LoL players!

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Man, I heard of some LoL players being real jerk-offs, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Beautiful End]

Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

I know! That was my first thought!

The best part for me, though: who came up with that name? Way to be a hipster, porn site!

 

[disgruntledgamer]

LMAO well at least he's being a good sport about it. Might be a good stress reliever to those girls that got suckered into showing their breasts.

Hey could be worse you could be this guy.

 

[Impluse_101]

... Okay, guys. Just.. bare with me. I need to get this off my chest... *Inhales*

Spanking the monkey
Choking the chicken
Tickling the trout
Thawing his banana popsicle
Hanging the pope
Firing a protein torpedo
Playing tug of war with a cyclops
Putting the tissue box through college
Achieving left handed liftoff
Engaging in the art of fisticuffs with a wiggly one eyed welshman!

*Exhale* Hoo! That... Glad I got that out of my system.

... Not like Slooshi did when he livestreamed his private session! Heyo!

OT: Yep. He fucked up. I mean, it's only common knowledge that you turn off or cover your webcam. Not that I would know from experience or anything like that! <_<
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Would you believe me if I said the only reason that I wanted to post here was for those cheap masturbation jokes? <_<[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

*Takes off my glasses* Whatever!

Edit: Wow...I...I forgot words.
I forwordall the forgot to respond responsibly.

 

[Basement Cat]

[HEADING=1]These criticisms[/HEADING]

Nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't want to know, but I know now. Get it out of my head. GET IT OUT!!!

Escapists, I can appreciate the humor of many a things. Many a things. But I find this not only carrying unwanted cargo along with the funny. But very, low brow.
This isn't news, isn't noteworthy. It's a cheap trick for a joke, I've noticed the past few weeks content seems to be slipping in places for, value lets call it.

It's not my site, I'm not telling you how to run it. But there needs to be some more class around here. I feel this place to be very classy compared to other sites and I don't want it devolving to such aforementioned others.

With regards

Concerned Gentleman Raccoon.

wow, I guess someone managed to feel offended even by this.

Should the Escapist be reporting on the ongoing crisis in Syria? The economy? The presedential election? Would that be high-brow enough for you?

[HEADING=1]versus[/HEADING]

...This is what The Escapist now considers worthy of writing about?

EDIT: Sorry, beaten to it.

***Put's on Devil's Advocate hat***

For my part, while I don't find this to be improper I do understand josemlopes and The Plunk's points about the low brow nature of the story.

People may disagree with them but they have a point about 'class' or 'bad taste'. It's a slippery slope from amusing to smarmy.[footnote]No pun intended.[/footnote]

Granted, the Escapist's general populace isn't exactly troubled by smarmy, but it never hurts to keep an eye on slippage. [footnote]Pun intended.[/footnote]

Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

Oh, for goodness sake! I only just got what you meant. Bad Susan! Bad, bad Susan!

 

[Fallere825]

Once he got a grip on the situation, he changed the banner of his streaming site to read "Got caught fapping AMA" and has even joked that his impromptu genital fondling was a legitimate "tactic."

If genital fondaling is a legitamate LOL tactic then I would both be a better LOL player and play LOL more often.

 

[BNguyen]

Good for him taking it in stroke... I mean stride.

I dont like the guy in the video though.

funny, the OT couldn't squeeze in that joke as well?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I always have my webcam off when........researching....

 

[Mikodite]

"Internet User Fucks Up, Is Caught."

You mean there is nothing else gamer related happening... at all?

 

[TrevHead]

haha very funny

I think Slooshi gets off lightly for been young rather than a fat bloke in their forties.

 

[Nami nom noms]

I remember somethign similar happened once in APB; some guy was afk and had left his mic switched on and thus broadcasting to the 50+ players in the area.

We could hear the porn, and something else... :/