LEROY JENKINS!!!!

[harv3034]

We've all met him at one point or another.
That insipid little dick who instantly fucks up even the best laid plans.
The over all goal of this thread is to help us recognize and avoid Leroys in the furure.

I'm not asking IF you've met him, I'm asking what happened when you did. Please tell me your worst experience with Leroy and how it turned out in the end.

I'll start:

The game was Battlefield 2142. I was in the middle of the biggest sniper rifle ASS WOOP sessions EVER. In that life I seriously had a 1 to 1 shot to kill ratio (and I fired 32 rounds).
It was fucking awesome; until HE showed up (he shall be known as Leroy). Leroy had obviously looked at the score board and saw that I was kicking way more ass then everyone else, so he decided to go find me and get some of the action.
So he finds me (I'm prone in my epic hiding spot) and he decides to stay with me in order to "help" me. Here's the problem, Leroy is standing up where every one can see him. And within 2 seconds of his arriving, an enemy puts a grenade right on top of me (I die, epic kill streak broken).
And after that, the shit hits the fan. Leroy decides that that the enemy who killed us just got lucky and keeps following me EVERYWHERE.
I started that match 32/0. When the round was over, I was 31/20 (I got a negative because I shot Leroy in the face hoping he'd get the message and leave me alone). "COME THE FUCK ON"
And then, when the match was over, Leroy had the gall to yell at ME saying things like "you are the WORST fucking sniper ever." "Because of you I didn't get anything that round." and "The only way you could have got those 32 kills was if you were cheating you fucking *****." all because he hadn't gotten a single point.
I LOST IT!
I spent the next 3 minutes cursing his ***** ass out, using every curse, vulgarity, racial, religious, and ethnic slur you can think of, and stringing them together into a tirad that would have made the worst potty mouthed sailor in SATAN'S navy blush! (By the way, Team Speak was on so the entire room heard me, and they were all laughing their asses off)
And then the little pussy went to the Admin, who had heard EVERYTHING, and tried to get me kicked.
The Admin then turned around and told him to (and I shit you not) "SHUT THE FUCK UP *****".
The Admin then called a vote and the room voted unanimously to BAN Leroy permanently.
So, I guess everything worked out in the end.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I thought a Leroy Jenkins was someone who griefed unintentionally?

 

[spartan1077]

I was him at one point in WoW. We were doing our ICC10 raid and we were going up on the second last boss(S something...the dragon with all the whelps in the beginging) and there are whelps in the beginning. So being the tank and being my first time there, I yelled
LEEEEERRRRROOOOOYYYY JENNNNNNKINSINSSNINSINSINSINS!
And rushed in there, pulling all the whelps and the two dragons and all the warriors. Then we got our ass kicked and had a good laugh about it. So, I wasn't a total dick but I did screw up our plans

 

[Littlee300]

A happy ending, not much discussion potential.
Someone walking in front of my while I am aiming
Someone following me
Someone charging ahead during preparing
I would do /thread but I hate people who do it too much.

 

[Lullabye]

Playing a game of Demon'S Souls.
i called someone from another world in order to help me. Instead, all he did was aggro all the black phantom Depraved Ones in the map and then led them to me.

 

[loc978]

I just can't take multiplayer gaming that seriously... I guess that's why my multiplayer sessions tend to be drunken LAN parties where we screw around and invent scenarios in RTSes...

 

[Irridium]

Hehe, in the recent game the Halo Fans group had. We were playing a King of the Hill custom map, and everyone spawned with gravity hammers(big hammers that creates a shockwave when swung that kills anything nearby). Well we all spawn together, so it turned into a giant spawn-killing fest. Eventually someone made it to the hill and the round ended. So during the waiting period in-between rounds, we all agreed no hammers at start. And right when we spawned, some prick just started swinging like mad and got an awesome Killionair(10 kills in quick succession) and a "dream crusher"(10 kills with the hammer in a row without dying). Bastard laughed through the whole thing.

And it may or may not have been me. Nobody can prove anything. At all. So drop it.

 

[Judgement101]

On Black Ops (you can tell this story is going to be griefing) I was trying to get a 5 kills in one life with an assult rifle (I'm bad with ARs). So I was camping, yes legit camping, flame me if you want, with a silenced Famas, so I had 4/5 kills, then this one fucker in my xbox party knew I was one kill away so he runs over to me and starts shooting his unsilenced weapon into the air so my position was given away. Then I reported him for "Unsportsman like douchebaggery" and he gets banned from xbox for a day. When he gets his account back he has the gall to blame everything on me! Best part about it is that our mutual friend decides to agree with HIM! Seriously, I hope that kid dies a horrible horrible death, but then again, he is a poor, white-trash, idiot so he'll porbably die from being stabbed by a drug dealer for trying to buy syrup or something stupid.

 

[DCMan]

We've all met him at one point or another.
That insipid little dick who instantly fucks up even the best laid plans.
The over all goal of this thread is to help us recognize and avoid Leroys in the furure.

I'm not asking IF you've met him, I'm asking what happened when you did. Please tell me your worst experience with Leroy and how it turned out in the end.

I'll start:

The game was Battlefield 2142. I was in the middle of the biggest sniper rifle ASS WOOP sessions EVER. In that life I seriously had a 1 to 1 shot to kill ratio (and I fired 32 rounds).
It was fucking awesome; until HE showed up (he shall be known as Leroy). Leroy had obviously looked at the score board and saw that I was kicking way more ass then everyone else, so he decided to go find me and get some of the action.
So he finds me (I'm prone in my epic hiding spot) and he decides to stay with me in order to "help" me. Here's the problem, Leroy is standing up where every one can see him. And within 2 seconds of his arriving, an enemy puts a grenade right on top of me (I die, epic kill streak broken).
And after that, the shit hits the fan. Leroy decides that that the enemy who killed us just got lucky and keeps following me EVERYWHERE.
I started that match 32/0. When the round was over, I was 31/20 (I got a negative because I shot Leroy in the face hoping he'd get the message and leave me alone). "COME THE FUCK ON"
And then, when the match was over, Leroy had the gall to yell at ME saying things like "you are the WORST fucking sniper ever." "Because of you I didn't get anything that round." and "The only way you could have got those 32 kills was if you were cheating you fucking *****." all because he hadn't gotten a single point.
I LOST IT!
I spent the next 3 minutes cursing his ***** ass out, using every curse, vulgarity, racial, religious, and ethnic slur you can think of, and stringing them together into a tirad that would have made the worst potty mouthed sailor in SATAN'S navy blush! (By the way, Team Speak was on so the entire room heard me, and they were all laughing their asses off)
And then the little pussy went to the Admin, who had heard EVERYTHING, and tried to get me kicked.
The Admin then turned around and told him to (and I shit you not) "SHUT THE FUCK UP *****".
The Admin then called a vote and the room voted unanimously to BAN Leroy permanently.
So, I guess everything worked out in the end.

People like you who complain because you died are MY LEROY JENKINS. Suck it up and move the hell on. You had a great spot and you lost it, you are the fool.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

I was playing left 4 dead 2 and i just died on the sacrifice dlc.
I was quickly revived but had nothing to defend myself with and we were close to the sand hill where when you get to the top a whole group of ravens fly off and start a huge battle which often spawns a tank.
So I was back a building away from the hill with the 2 other members and i was just about to pick up a axe and health kit when the last member just reached the top of the kill, screaming on the mike "LERRRRROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENNNNKKIIIIIIINNNSSS".
So he reached about halfway off the ship while we died defending of a tank in a small shack.
I voted to kick him but he left anyways.
prick.

 

[harv3034]

OH MAN THAT'S GOOD.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

sigh...

OH, and I'm pretty sure everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) knows what a gravitey hammer is by now

 

[jamradar]

If you have played a random L4D/L4D2 match you have met this type of guy.

It happens all the time there are three people who will be working together then there is this one guy who will rush ahead of everybody, set off the hoard, then run to the safe house while the rest of us get mauled to death.
I dont know what people like this try to accomplish, they always get kicked anyway.Its not like the people who screw you over before the end then quit making your team have to restart. These guys finish the level for you then get kicked for being annoying.

 

[onewheeled]

On Black Ops (you can tell this story is going to be griefing) I was trying to get a 5 kills in one life with an assult rifle (I'm bad with ARs). So I was camping, yes legit camping, flame me if you want, with a silenced Famas, so I had 4/5 kills, then this one fucker in my xbox party knew I was one kill away so he runs over to me and starts shooting his unsilenced weapon into the air so my position was given away. Then I reported him for "Unsportsman like douchebaggery" and he gets banned from xbox for a day. When he gets his account back he has the gall to blame everything on me! Best part about it is that our mutual friend decides to agree with HIM! Seriously, I hope that kid dies a horrible horrible death, but then again, he is a poor, white-trash, idiot so he'll porbably die from being stabbed by a drug dealer for trying to buy syrup or something stupid.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but seriously? I'm thinking you were the one to overreact, reporting someone for just messing with you ONE TIME in a game? Then claiming that you wish for them to die? God, man, don't take it so seriously. It's a GAME.

OT: Reminds me of a video I saw a while back, where someone went into L4D and asked his teammates "Is this a racecar game?" Someone jokingly replied "Of course", so as soon as the level started, the guy ran NONSTOP from one end to another, leaving the rest of his team in the dust. I wish I could have been there.

 

[Judgement101]

On Black Ops (you can tell this story is going to be griefing) I was trying to get a 5 kills in one life with an assult rifle (I'm bad with ARs). So I was camping, yes legit camping, flame me if you want, with a silenced Famas, so I had 4/5 kills, then this one fucker in my xbox party knew I was one kill away so he runs over to me and starts shooting his unsilenced weapon into the air so my position was given away. Then I reported him for "Unsportsman like douchebaggery" and he gets banned from xbox for a day. When he gets his account back he has the gall to blame everything on me! Best part about it is that our mutual friend decides to agree with HIM! Seriously, I hope that kid dies a horrible horrible death, but then again, he is a poor, white-trash, idiot so he'll porbably die from being stabbed by a drug dealer for trying to buy syrup or something stupid.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but seriously? I'm thinking you were the one to overreact, reporting someone for just messing with you ONE TIME in a game? Then claiming that you wish for them to die? God, man, don't take it so seriously. It's a GAME.

OT: Reminds me of a video I saw a while back, where someone went into L4D and asked his teammates "Is this a racecar game?" Someone jokingly replied "Of course", so as soon as the level started, the guy ran NONSTOP from one end to another, leaving the rest of his team in the dust. I wish I could have been there.

Sorry I forgot to mention his: modded controler, lag switch, aim bot, ect.

 

[pretentiousname01]

its not leroy jenkins.

Its "that guy syndrome". it comes in many forms.

The mic spammer. The guy who masters a game on his own and makes it unfun to play against him. The guy who can never click his tears on archimonde. The guy who always wants to run the flag on his own, away from the support.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Hehe, in the recent game the Halo Fans group had. We were playing a King of the Hill custom map, and everyone spawned with gravity hammers(big hammers that creates a shockwave when swung that kills anything nearby). Well we all spawn together, so it turned into a giant spawn-killing fest. Eventually someone made it to the hill and the round ended. So during the waiting period in-between rounds, we all agreed no hammers at start. And right when we spawned, some prick just started swinging like mad and got an awesome Killionair(10 kills in quick succession) and a "dream crusher"(10 kills with the hammer in a row without dying). Bastard laughed through the whole thing.

And it may or may not have been me. Nobody can prove anything. At all. So drop it.

Thankyou, you made me laugh.
OT:This one time is was about to win a BLOPs gun game match (shut up I was playing with my cousin who was in town, he owns it not me) and then these three bitches start knifing everyone. I won anyways. But man were they dicks

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I thought a Leroy Jenkins was someone who griefed unintentionally?

No a Leroy Jenkins is somebody who tries to take the seriousness out of situations that shouldn't be considered so important.

A Leroy Jenkins is a good thing.

OT: I consider myself to be a Leroy Jenkins (in my positive definition), but I have encountered many people in WoW who fall under the OP's definition of a Leroy Jenkins.

 

[onewheeled]

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but seriously? I'm thinking you were the one to overreact, reporting someone for just messing with you ONE TIME in a game? Then claiming that you wish for them to die? God, man, don't take it so seriously. It's a GAME.

OT: Reminds me of a video I saw a while back, where someone went into L4D and asked his teammates "Is this a racecar game?" Someone jokingly replied "Of course", so as soon as the level started, the guy ran NONSTOP from one end to another, leaving the rest of his team in the dust. I wish I could have been there.

Sorry I forgot to mention his: modded controler, lag switch, aim bot, ect.

Uh, yeah, that would have been a good thing to mention in the original post. After all, it changes THE ENTIRE CONTEXT OF IT.

 

[Judgement101]

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but seriously? I'm thinking you were the one to overreact, reporting someone for just messing with you ONE TIME in a game? Then claiming that you wish for them to die? God, man, don't take it so seriously. It's a GAME.

OT: Reminds me of a video I saw a while back, where someone went into L4D and asked his teammates "Is this a racecar game?" Someone jokingly replied "Of course", so as soon as the level started, the guy ran NONSTOP from one end to another, leaving the rest of his team in the dust. I wish I could have been there.

Sorry I forgot to mention his: modded controler, lag switch, aim bot, ect.

Uh, yeah, that would have been a good thing to mention in the original post. After all, it changes THE ENTIRE CONTEXT OF IT.

But.....context is my natural enemy...