Lessons you probably shouldn't have learned from games but did anyway.
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If you have a childhood friend of the opposite sex you WILL end up with them. Just accept it.
If you get invited to play beach volleyball on an island filled with suspiciously beautiful women, don't bother, it's not worth the hassle.
Bladed weapons are blunt as hell.
Metropolitan cities aren't fun to explore AFTER the apocalypse.
Cripples are allowed to pilot the most sophisticated ships.
Picking items up and hitting people with them is funnier if you DON'T use your hands.
If you get invited to play beach volleyball on an island filled with suspiciously beautiful women, don't bother, it's not worth the hassle.
Bladed weapons are blunt as hell.
Metropolitan cities aren't fun to explore AFTER the apocalypse.
Cripples are allowed to pilot the most sophisticated ships.
Picking items up and hitting people with them is funnier if you DON'T use your hands.
The one-legged, kickboxing style block (no much use if most of your fighting is armed)
Killing people and taking their stuff is okay if they act a bit dodgy or don't live inside a settlement.
Any bishi-boys you encounter will always be important to the plot.
Interferance on your radio doesn't mean that you've got bad reception, only that monsters are after you.
The most effective weapons in the world are poorly balanced, daft looking swords that are bigger than their wielders but swung one-handed.
Killing people and taking their stuff is okay if they act a bit dodgy or don't live inside a settlement.
Any bishi-boys you encounter will always be important to the plot.
Interferance on your radio doesn't mean that you've got bad reception, only that monsters are after you.
The most effective weapons in the world are poorly balanced, daft looking swords that are bigger than their wielders but swung one-handed.
It is much easier for a single man to accomplish a task. Any task. Even if countless battalions of trained military men have failed, a lone scientist will succeed.
There is only good and evil no middleground
Run away from the black headcrabs
And finally, yamato cannons kick ass
Run away from the black headcrabs
And finally, yamato cannons kick ass
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Disclaimer: I never use drugs, and I just officially went teetotal. Fizzy drinks on the other hand...
Disclaimer: I never use drugs, and I just officially went teetotal. Fizzy drinks on the other hand...
If you barge into someones house and start going through their stuff looking for money no one will mind.
Infantry, aircraft and light vehicles are all useless, all you really need are a couple dozen tanks.
Infantry, aircraft and light vehicles are all useless, all you really need are a couple dozen tanks.
Guess I've got one more:
If you happen to live in JRPG-land, then everyone will be in their houses cooking or something repeating the same 2 lines. Look for loot in their house and they won't object, but you may need to come back to them later if you want something they're hiding.
The only house who's door is locked is the one house you NEED to go in.
If you happen to live in JRPG-land, then everyone will be in their houses cooking or something repeating the same 2 lines. Look for loot in their house and they won't object, but you may need to come back to them later if you want something they're hiding.
The only house who's door is locked is the one house you NEED to go in.
Getting shot is perfectly fine if you just duck under a table or behind a wall for a while so you can get the red outta your eyes!
