Lessons you probably shouldn't have learned from games but did anyway.

[Darkrain11]

I can survive multiple deaths as long as I have someone to throw a Phonix(spelled wrong) Down on me.

Somebody's unfamiliar with a little game called Final Fantasy VII (Stay away from black leather-wearing, silver-haired men with ridiculously long katanas and you should be fine, but if you do encounter such a thing, DO NOT make a compensation joke. It will not end well).

Oh, and the Persona series taught me that I only need friends to more effectively summon demons from my mind, and the voices in my head will let me know once I have nothing more to gain from someone, at which point, I can dispose of said friend with the comfort of knowing that my demons will always love me forever and ever and are the only ones I can trust to never betray me.

That might cause some psychological issues in the future.

Thanks you very much for the advice. Might also help that my name ain't Aeris.

 

[Scunner]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world and to be prepared for unforseen consequences.

 

[Flos]

My pharmaceutical company is trying to turn me into a zombie.

edit: Alternatively, killing the entire planet is an excellent business strategy.

 

[BuckminsterF]

How to make a molotov cocktail. Made worse by the fact that I have the materials lying around my house.....I will kill you, you damn ants!

Nuclear weapons also good against ants (thanks Fallout!)