Let's have a GENDER WAR!

[IamQ]

I replaced my need for men with a step ladder, gameboy, and tap jars to break the seal before opening. On top of this, I have a big heavy book called, "how to kill insects"

Pitiful men, what is your purpose now?

Do you have a dildo? If not, then it would appear that the ball is still in our court.

 

[renegade7]

***** WHO CARES IF I LEFT THE LID UP! JUST LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT!

Also, I never understood what it is with girls/women and temperature. "It's cooold" " "It's sooo cooooold" "It's too cooold" "Turn the heeeattt uppp". Read those in a whiny teenage girl voice, and that's half of what every girl I know ever says. And also that she's wearing a tiny little outfit when it's 50 degrees out. No shitting wonder you're cold.

And we don't get periods either!

And the sex too. We don't need to spend at least half an hour getting everything right. And women need to do it just right to feel good about it, and if you don't do it exactly right the whole night is ruined. Men, as SMBC Theater said, all you need to do is "Touch him on the penis".

And CK Lewis had a nice thing to say about this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrCBcrFMCI

And finally, a man will never friendzone a woman.

captcha: nut case. describes every girl I know in some way.

 

[bluepilot]

I replaced my need for men with a step ladder, gameboy, and tap jars to break the seal before opening. On top of this, I have a big heavy book called, "how to kill insects"

Pitiful men, what is your purpose now?

Do you have a dildo? If not, then it would appear that the ball is still in our court.

I though the "gameboy" i.e. small portable personal battery operated device, would imply that just nicely.

 

[TheMann]

sERIOUSLY, i DON'T KNOW A SINGLE GUY THAT CAN DO A BARBECUE WITHOUT POISONING EVERYONE.

No way. Barbeque is the one realm of cooking that is squarely in man territory. It has two things that men love and are awesome at; red meat and fire. I barbeque and I've never poisoned anyone... accidentally.

We can't hold our pee in, as a direct result of us being hardcore standing up pissing machines.

Girls can't throw though, watching girls playing baseball is shameful.

Seriously? Have you ever been on a long road trip with a woman? It goes something like this:

Woman: I have to stop and use the restroom.
Man: Okay.
-20 minutes later-
Woman: Can you stop? I have to pee.
Man: Really? Again? Ugh, fine.
-20 minutes later-
Woman: I can't hold it in any longer.
Man: Are you for real?! You didn't even drink anything. Un-fucking-believable!
-Repeat for the next 500 miles-
The baseball thing is true, though. It's just hilarious.

We need women to make more men though, also the male genetic code is starting to break, you know the Y chromosome is smaller and has less genetic detail I think.

(But your allele is failing so you'll die out soon anyway...)

What? Since when? The Y chromosome has been around for an awfully long time. So, after millions of years it's just now breaking? Balderdash! Pure poppycock, I say! I've had my Y chromosome examined, and it's doing a fantastic job.

Spoiler: My Y chromosome viewed through a microscope.

 

[ExploreHer]

realistically men win hands down

unrealistically and for the sake of keeping the thread interesting: we lose because they will bat their eyelashes and 3/4 of our beta-male army will be forever hypnotized.

also boobs.

 

[bauke67]

I for one support our new female overlords, once I help them wipe out all other men the species will need continuation of course
No but seriously they'd stand no chance.

 

[II Scarecrow II]

I think males would probably win if it came to outright war, as on average we are stronger & more likely to be into sports than women, also we'd have most members of the military. If it came to a cold war though, I've no doubt women would win by espionage.

So really, it's a dare battle. Who can hold out long enough without caving to save our race...so it will probably end with a mutually beneficial agreement slightly favoring the women in a way that us men don't notice until it's too late.

We have that already.

It's called Marriage.

 

[Snowbell]

(But your allele is failing so you'll die out soon anyway...)

What? Since when? The Y chromosome has been around for an awfully long time. So, after millions of years it's just now breaking? Balderdash! Pure poppycock, I say! I've had my Y chromosome examined, and it's doing a fantastic job.

Spoiler: My Y chromosome viewed through a microscope.

It's from a study published in 2008 that was only recently disproved, also that's one damn impressive chromosome you have there! Have you had much success in passing it on?

 

[Ryan Minns]

*Surrenders himself to be a breeder*

Seriously though women win, if you doubt this you've never faced off against our Aussie girls! You don't mess with Aussie girls!

 

[Evil Smurf]

*Surrenders himself to be a breeder*

Seriously though women win, if you doubt this you've never faced off against our Aussie girls! You don't mess with Aussie girls!

Ever messed with a Greek or Italian girl? Brutal man