Let's hope the alien's aren't watching

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Any daytime talk show.
They are all so horrible.....

District 9. They would hate us. even though the movie rocked.

Forget about that movie, what if they saw E.T.?
[small]end of the world for sure.....[/small]

 

[Vrex360]

Well speaking as an Alien on Earth I can say I am appalled by your species's immature obsession with female milk glands as well as general abuse and hatred towards others of your own species based around appearance. Further more I am distrurbed heavily by the notion of how much hatred the common person can give to one another based on preferance of movie/video game.
Most importantly though, one look at human history is already guarenteed to make the species look bad.

Ya, but we invented pop-tarts. Surely, that's a redeeming quality?

Fah, my kind invented pop tarts YEARS before you did, we sent the recpie to the human race as a peace offering and they took credit for it.

 

[Eggsnham]

Wait, who's to say they aren't as bad as us?

 

[Hollock]

Well speaking as an Alien on Earth I can say I am appalled by your species's immature obsession with female milk glands

But where else will our younglings receive nourishment ? I thought it would be obvious to all that we only "obsess" over them for the needs of the children.

 

[Vrex360]

Well speaking as an Alien on Earth I can say I am appalled by your species's immature obsession with female milk glands

But where else will our younglings receive nourishment ? I thought it would be obvious to all that we only "obsess" over them for the needs of the children.

By 'milk glands' I of course meant 'boobs' because of course that's what milk glands are. It is strange how obsessed grown human males get over them, especially depending on how big they are. I myself cannot understand the facination yet I study anyway.
Still it is such a primitive way for children to recieve nourishment, why on my planet we just hand them liquified protein which is mass produced and it helps us to grow stronger much faster.

 

[Colonel Rick]

Mister Alien on Earth, might I suggest that you look at any society with free will, and then you will see that they too have had a bad history, yet have recorded it for in hopes future generations will learn from there own mistakes.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

We must isolate them from sparkling vampires and American politicians.

this ^^ and anything I consider to be bad TV.

 

[Treefingers]

Pretty much anything on the intertubes.

 

[Double A]

Anything Hollywood, MTV, or Disney's musicians shat out.

But the worst would be any show like Maury.

 

[scoobyduped]

Any alien invasion film.

Halo
Mass Effect
Alien(s)

Anything with Space Marines and lots of dead aliens

Naw, dude(s), this is the stuff we'd want them to see. What alien in their right mind would want to fuck with earth after watching Independence Day?

 

[Tomster595]

Hahahaaha, I actually think about this all the time

 

[edgeofblade]

Please, don't let the aliens see N4G. They will yank out the red matter.

 

[Discord]

Wait, who's to say they aren't as bad as us?

This ^

 

[Hollock]

Wait, who's to say they aren't as bad as us?

This ^

all of you have to realize it doesn't matter wether they are morally superior or not, because we all know aliens are hypocritical assholes.