Let's imagine crazy Saint's Row 4 weaponry!

[martyrdrebel27]

this is a fun gamer discussion my friends and myself like to have occasionally. until SR3 came out, the idea was generic, just crazy weapons for Generic Game A. but with the SR franchise, it gave a home to our ideas. so lets imagine some Over The Top weaponry we'd like to play with in a sandbox crime spree!

1. Heat-seeking Chainsaw Launcher-All the fun of chainsaws with the laziness of guided rockets!
2. Anus-seeking Dildo Launcher-This was a collaborative idea. i take no blame or credit.
3. Beaureguardian- Weapon that swells enemies into giant blueberries until they explode.


so my fellow escapists, what unsane weapon ideas do YOU have?

 

[FalloutJack]

this is a fun gamer discussion my friends and myself like to have occasionally. until SR3 came out, the idea was generic, just crazy weapons for Generic Game A. but with the SR franchise, it gave a home to our ideas. so lets imagine some Over The Top weaponry we'd like to play with in a sandbox crime spree!

1. Heat-seeking Chainsaw Launcher-All the fun of chainsaws with the laziness of guided rockets!

You mean this?

I want a Zombie Launcher, myself. Fires just zombies heads at first, then upgrades to full bodies.

 

[Anathrax]

*Insert joke about shurikens and lightning*

The ticket man: Summons a giant train to smite your enemies from above.

 

[Terminate421]

Bam, off the top of my head

Caption: No crying in baseball

A gun that shoots baseball bats

 

[The_Lost_King]

There has to be HAS TO BE a chainsword of some kind. It would be an insult to Warhammer if there was not a chainsword and a bolter bubble gun that shoots acid bubbles that explode.

 

[Groxnax]

A gun that gives men boobs, and when they touch them they explode, or have a timer. It will do the opposite to the lady villains.

Shotgun that shoots sharpened vibrating dildos that explode in 10 sec.

*walks away embarrassed*

Car launcher.

 

[RaginDrage]

A gun that shoots *insert object not normally associated with projectile based weapons*

Guns are fine and dandy but we seriously to up the potential insanity and not limit ourselves to silly little guns in this game!

We need fire breathing dragons for vehicles and cars that transform into fighting robots!

We need to be able to rip the health bar from the HUD and bludgeon our enemies with them!

I need a talking sword that speaks in pun-induced quips!

I want a gun that shoots guns!

(interestingly enough apparently the earlier design of the game "had" a dragon)

 

[StormShaun]

There are also powers guys.
We should list those too.

Weapons:

Blackhole gun.
Ray gun.
Return of the Katana.
Lightsab ... lasersword. >.>
A scythe.
Lethal bubble gun.

Powers:
Lightning powers.
Penis/boob enlargement power (They become allies and they explode in a couple of seconds)
Super teabagging.

 

[Dark5tar1]

Weapons:
Hulk Hands that turn people into bloody rockets
A hand cannon that shoots high speed bowling balls
A missile strike that summons hundreds of deadly clowns

Powers:
Finger gun
Iron Man-like suit
Force powers

 

[xPrometheusx]

Yahtzee has mentioned a bazooka that fires rainbow hedgehogs several times in his videos, I feel like that should be a thing.

 

[daveman247]

Lethal bubble gun.

Powers:
Lightning powers.
Penis/boob enlargement power (They become allies and they explode in a couple of seconds)
Super teabagging.

Use the enlargment power on your own boobs/ dick and knock people out with them >

OT:

-A boombox that fires missiles or fires lethal soundwaves. Maybe changing the radio stations changes the effects of the soundwaves..

- A lethal pelvic thrust.

-Molten cheese launcher.

-A proton pack that works on people.

 

[martyrdrebel27]

somebody already made a chainsaw launcher?! i'm pissed! and some awesome ideas in this thread. based on recent life experience, i'd like to submit... The Ex!

The Ex- A gun that makes the targets cell phone ring incessantly until they answer it, then it blows up.

 

[sextus the crazy]

This.

Just in case you need to be extra stealthy. Silenced everything!

 

[go-10]

a nyan cat gun, its kinda like an RPG when you shoot the nyan cat flies out singing and upon contact with the target they turn into unicorns and float into outer space

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

The Stripper: zaps away the targets clothing

The Blow-up Doll: a blow-up doll that attracts enemies, then explodes

The Orgasmatron: beam weapon that causes targets to orgasm uncontrollably until they die from pleasure

Home-ing Gun: a laser designator that locks onto targets and after a few seconds a house will drop on them

Hammerspace Hammer: pull a huge hammer out of nowhere and use it to knock targets into orbit, cartoon style.

 

[MajorTomServo]

Something like the Experimental MIRV from Fallout. Just, you know, usable more than a few times.

 

[Groxnax]

Hemp gun: It will get them so high that they will float off... or it will cause them to get the munchies that are so bad they will eat their friends or themselves.

Not sure what the effects will be.

Twilight gun: It will turn your opponent into a loved/hated Twilight character and fans/people who hated the movie will run up to the victim and mob/rip apart/kill him/her.

A bow and arrow set with chainsaws/grenades/pheromone bottles/other on the tip of the arrow.

Swordfish gun.

 

[Sack of Cheese]

I want a teddy bear costume where you can hug people to death.
A trombone that shoots harmless rainbow bubbles.
A gun that makes people hair grow longer, if you shoot a wall it will grow hairy too.

 

[Groxnax]

Tacky clothes gun.

Captchas: Lol cat? how do I turn that into a weapon?

 

[Izanagi009_v1legacy]

How about a homage to Evangelion: the eye laser that creates a cross?

Pure, almost nostalgic, fun

alternatively, the Rebuild of Evangelion Ramiel put into weapon form, A gun with a transforming barrel capable of firing multiple types of laser configurations in addition to sheilds and maybe the final upgrade creates little Ramiel drones that surround you to fire on other targets as well and increasing the power of the main weapon