Let's...MAKE A MOVIE

[DeathSnake]

OK so i have this idea
i want to make a movie
not like really make it
...but..just..like talk about making it
it has to have EVERYTHING!!

So i just want people to post actors, cool scenes, places it can take place, names of the film, whos the hero, whos dies. anything!
then when/if there are alot of replies
or when i can be bothered
i will bring together the best of everything to create the most-awesomness movie EVER!

P.S. Im only doing this because all movies suck at the moment, and plus i wanna see how random this can get

 

[USSR]

Ponies..there must be lots of ponies...

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Silvester Stalone, Nicholas Cage, Keanu Reeves and Arnold Schwarzeneger have a staring contest.

 

[NeoAC]

If it's taking place in a town, the mayor has to be Gregg Henry (Slither) Best. mayor. ever.

 

[Dorian]

We also need a monkey. That juggles. Chainsaws. On a unicycle. BLINDFOLDED.

 

[Combined]

Instead of "ppl", please use "people". Also, shouldn't this be in Rp and Games?

And for a good film, you need a lot of Combine. An incredible lot of Combine. They're the bad guys.

And you need Hugh Laurie. He could play the main character.

 

[Walrus42]

At least 6 scenes where a man get his leg ripped off and gets hit with it...multiple times.. by a yeti

 

[Trivun]

This is actually really ironic for me since I am not only a member of my university Theatre Group and have acting experience, but am also a member of the Film-Making Society with the university and have had experience of shooting films as well. We're actually trying to come up with ideas for our next project, a 10 minute short film, to produce during this semester, so I am definitely supporting this project (note that I can't come up with ideas for this though because of being busy on my other film project).

 

[USSR]

Instead of "ppl", please use "people". Also, shouldn't this be in Rp and Games?

And for a good film, you need a lot of Combine. An incredible lot of Combine. They're the bad guys.

And you need Hugh Laurie. He could play the main character.

He has two posts, I'd give him a break and just humor him =p

 

[Aidanadv]

Sparkling vampires are all we need to make a great movie or Zac Efron. Or better yet, Zac Efron PLAYING a sparkling vampire.

 

[Helmet]

I've got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this
Check it out, it's about a boy who gets his finger caught in a bottle of Mr. Pibb
And they go on adventures
I think it would be great
Is it too soon to whisper "Oscar?"

Put a happy ending there and
It'll write itself, I swear
All we need are some meetings and a lead

Points who whoever recognizes the song

 

[Trivun]

Sparkling vampires are all we need to make a great movie.

If that was sarcasm then let me destroy you with inventive use of the ASPHD. If not, then I agree wholeheartedly...

 

[Baonec]

It's got to involve michael caine somehow and for future ref no all caps titles i'd change it asap if I were you.

 

[sidhe3141]

There will be no main character. The movie will be a series of recordings of natural and cityscape settings. There will be no characters and no action. The only recording of human voices will be tribal chanting at the beginning and end.

That movie (cookies to anyone who recognizes it) could well have been among the best wastes of time I ever watched.

 

[NeoAC]

If it's taking place in a town, the mayor has to be Gregg Henry (Slither) Best. mayor. ever.

Agreed, and he must say "***** is hardcore" and "There's no MR. FUCKING PIB IN THE COOLER" at least once.

Oh indeed. Put that in his contract.

And since we have to shoehorn in a female lead somewhere in here, I'm going suggest Megan Fox, backed up by Chiaki Kuriyama as the second. I think she's learned English by now.

 

[D_987]

We must have a giant pit of doom...

Preferably leading to Marnia.