Lets Make a Story!

[zhemis]

....who's wife had been killed by a troll...

 

[Trifixion]

...and so swore revenge upon all trolls everywhere only to realize this should be in the Forum Games section, not Gaming Discussion, and so...

 

[Robert632]

...he went and made himself a cyanide sandwitch...

 

[zhemis]

...but decided not to eat it and instead offered it to the King.

 

[Armored Prayer]

...but it had no Mayo...

 

[Rah-Gashapon]

...So he went to find some...

 

[fearofthemind]

...So he ran across a field and met a...

 

[Drakmeire]

he then remembered that mayo hasn't been invented yet and realized he is a Time Traveler from the year 2088 sent back to stop the king from makeing a huge mistake and preventing England from becoming a world power

 

[Drakmeire]

he then remembered that mayo hasn't been invented yet and realized he is a Time Traveler from the year 2088 sent back to stop the king from makeing a huge mistake and preventing England from becoming a world power

sorry I started typing at the mayo line and some people beat me to the punch.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

...angry centaur armed with a spear and a loincloth...

 

[Tharwen]

...who had terrible halitosis...

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

So he gave him the sandwich....

 

[The Stonker]

which could fly.....

 

[Ironic Pirate]

and was also sentient and resented being food...

 

[zhemis]

...and at that point the centaur lunged forward..

 

[Lexodus]

And gripped his testicles very, very tightly.

 

[Doctor What]

and he twisted them until they fell off

 

[The Stonker]

but the testicles sprung to life as Rudy guiliani.

 

[SideSlyGuy]

...and so Ronalda was now a woman, who lost his/her sandwich! and with aid from Rudy guiliani, engaged the beast before him

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

And hit the centaur with the rage of having someone post before you!