Lets Make a Story!

[Hamster at Dawn]

"Who the F#%$ is Rudy Guiliani?" questioned Ronaldo, slightly menacingly.

 

[OpiateChicken]

...and so the centaur shrunk away due to his beta male-ness and fear of rejection...

 

[The Stonker]

But then the feminist centaurs mother came into the world through an galactic warp with the assistance of Spock and peanut butter...

 

[zhemis]

Spock saw Rudy and they immediately began an epic brawl of cosmic proportions.

 

[Wouter Heyndrickx]

who suddenly spontaneously bursted into flames...

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Of a Funk-folk remix of smells like teen spirit

 

[The Stonker]

But then all of a sudden the seas turned into monkeys and it started to rain water! The humanity!

 

[ImSkeletor]

Then a nuke that was sent back in time killed everyone exept ronaldo who teleported miles away

 

[zhemis]

...to a place filled with strange electronic gadgets. Lightning flared overhead through a red sky..

 

[ImSkeletor]

A giant monolothic creature came into view it had no face and across the front of it was the word PLAYSTATION

 

[Me55enger]

... as the blond haired prostitute finished her work. She demanded more than Ronaldo had on him at the time, after all his clothes had been removed in the teleporting two posts ago...

EDIT: which would have made alot more sense if someone (directly above) hadn't beaten me to it.

 

[zhemis]

...so he killed her.

 

[Scde2]

...then her twin sister came in with a katana...

 

[Pegghead]

So he killed her and then buried them both in the desert with his magical fork Freddy...

 

[Mydnyght]

...which turned that katana into a living sword. The fork and the sword dueled and killed each other...

 

[Scde2]

...then Ronaldo gets abducted by an UFO...

 

[iLikeHippos]

... And met the three stooges...

 

[Oskar K]

... And then, a bassist named Nikki S. came. And beat the twin sister with his bass. And then...

 

[Oskar K]

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[Oskar K]

... And then, a bassist named Nikki S. came. And beat the twin sister with his bass. And then...

(who had magically been turned back to life)