Lets Make a Story!

[ImSkeletor]

....giant monolothic creature came into view it had no face and across the front of it was the word PLAYSTATION And a similer creature that was white and Said X-BOX 360 on it came from the opposite direction

 

[Scde2]

...Then the creature turns into Ronald Reagan...

 

[ImSkeletor]

Then changes back

 

[zhemis]

...The aliens had tied Ronaldo into a Quake 4 like conveyer system and he could see other such abductees on the conveyer as well.

 

[Trivun]

...who resented being killed in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny...

 

[HentMas]

but then he woke up!

 

[Scde2]

And said "La li lu le lo!"

 

[zhemis]

Looking around, Ronaldo realized that he had passed out and had been experimented on by the aliens.

 

[ImSkeletor]

But those two monolithic cretures were still there. They shot lazers and tore eachother apart and right before a winner was made a third creature came called the wii then the other cretures saw it and beat the hell out of it. Then the main character jumped on the PLAYSTATION and it and the X-Box 360 flew into space

 

[zhemis]

.. However, PLAYSTATION didn't want XBOX hanging around and so slaughtered him in space. Fortunately for Ronaldo, he could breath in space thanks to the alien probes and genetic modifications.. ..

 

[Scde2]

Then the Xbox creature blew up due to being overheated (even in space) and got the red ring of death...

 

[The Stonker]

Then an epic battle between playstation and xbox comes out all of a sudden Narwhals appear and start fencing.
However Ronaldo was expecting this and took forth the sickle of destiny and there he slayed Charlie the unicorn and took his kidneys....

 

[Scde2]

again the xbox creature got the red ring of death

 

[SirAxel]

and then suddenly a monkey with a sandwich came and slapped Ronaldo across the face because...

 

[ImSkeletor]

he is holding a bannana

 

[addeB]

and

 

[Scde2]

The monkey gets the bannana and says "All your bannana are belongs to us."

 

[addeB]

and...

 

[ImSkeletor]

Then the giant PLAYSTATION VAPORIZES THE MONKEY