Let's Play doctor!!

[MrJKapowey]

BURN IT TO THE GROUND!

I still have one day left of hols.

 

[mParadox]

Force the Principal to give you one more!

I need more time.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Go buy a time machine!

The RPs I'm involved with are moving at a slow pace... and the GMs want to keep it that way.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Kill 'em all!
I'm hungry for pizza. But it ain't here yet!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Blackmail the pizzeria you ordered from into moving faster.

Wondering why nothing's been said about the Mass Effect movie that was supposedly in pre-production.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Stop posting about it and force the developers to tell you about it!

My pizza still ain't here yet

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Then you get it for FREEEEEE!~

One of the Aliens from Alien just knocked on my door

 

[xmbts]

Answer it.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Slap yourself. You ain't dreaming boy!

My Pizza is all gone :-(

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Buy another.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Freem!

I just Lascannoned him!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Good for you!

Your surrogate child just got striped down by YOUR surrogate mother. What do you do?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Run like F*ck! (that isn't your problem, it's mine)

I have no turn signals on my Land Raider!

 

[SoloStoffe]

Avoid turning.

I think I might be 136 years old.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Carbon date your foot.

My face will soon be minced by a Falcon.

 

[xmbts]

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

I accidentally started the zombie apocalypse.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Time for you to prove how good you are with a shotgun then.

I can't seem to focus.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Have this sugar.

I appear to be dead.

 

[Zirat]

*Takes out defribulator*
LIIIIVE!
*Cue electrocution*

I appear to have two shadows....

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Stop standing in a spotlight.

I can break my knee at will!