Let's Play doctor!!

[Nouw]

Then break all of them so you have no more to break!

Doctor! I'm going to kill you! HELP!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Here take this lead supplement. *Bang bang!*

I don't think there's anything wrong with me...

 

[TheDoctor455]

You're not insecure enough to notice your flaws...
*mind-fucks Hetlan so that he/she is now the most insecure person in the world*

There you go, all better.


I think I just created a monster.

 

[Amy Sorel]

Congratulations! You're a father!


I needs s'more coffee.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*dumps a vat of hot coffee onto Amy Sorel*

There you go!

Oh crap...

I need to hide Amy's body...

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Quick put it in here! *Closes door on theDoctor and Amy Sorel*

I think I lost something...

 

[TheDoctor455]

You left in here with me!

I've been locked in Hetlan's closet!

 

[Nouw]

So what you're trying to say is that you're locked in here in his closet? You're not locked in his closet, IT'S LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU!

Doctor! Rorschach is trying to track me down!

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

I will turn you into a bat then. He can't see you with those black ink spots on his face.

DOCTOR! I just lost my left arm and my left leg!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well you're all right then.

Doc! There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

 

[xmbts]

Bring me the leeches!

There seems to be a pencil lodged in my brain...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That won't do at all! I need that pencil.

Doc, I seem to make people around me spontaneously combust.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Well be careful around those that you find hot.
Doctor! I appear to have a sever rash!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Just let me rub some aloe on that...

People are making too many demands for me to handle at once!

(yes, I'm referring to everyone that started their post with "Doctor!", "DOCTOR", or "Doc")

 

[mParadox]

Maestro! You are not a doctor! You are an archaic mage! You Sir have an identity crisis!

I have an exam in 2 days.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Here, borrow this time machine, just keep going back in time until you ace it!

Someone wants me to mind-fuck myself again.

 

[Nouw]

Bring me the leeches!

There seems to be a pencil lodged in my brain...

I laughed at the leeches xD

Well then go and mind-masturbate Doctor455!
Doctor Doctor! The Doctor is a Red Sp-

 

[TheDoctor455]

STOP CALLING FOR ME DAMN IT!

Why do people keep coming to me about their problems!?!??!??!!

 

[xmbts]

Hit them with a wrench!

Help! I. Have. Fallen. And. Can't get...up?

 

[RagnorakTres]

Do a barrel roll!

I need to stay awake for the next 12 hours!