Whatever happened to the caged goblin that was listed when the goblins first appeared? I hope he didn't/doesn't cause more damage then the beak dog.
Okay, my official stance after doing this is I hate you and Internet Kraken. This damn game is my new heroine-cocaine-meth. I can't stop playing it and worse still I don't know why I keep it up in the first place.Rabid Toilet said:Try The Complete and Utter Newby Tutorial for Dwarf Fortress.Eclectic Dreck said:Still, were it not for the fact that the game presents a sheer vertical cliff of complexity to a starting player, this thread would make me want to play the game.
I was also too intimidated by the learning cliff to try this game, until I found this. It's an incredibly easy, step-by-step guide on how to start and build a fortress.
Most other guides and how-tos assume the player knows basic things, such as what the hell am I looking at?, but the C.U.N... um... that's not a great acronym... the tutorial I linked explains all of that in detail, in an easy to follow way.
Because losing is fun?Eclectic Dreck said:Okay, my official stance after doing this is I hate you and Internet Kraken. This damn game is my new heroine-cocaine-meth. I can't stop playing it and worse still I don't know why I keep it up in the first place.
Lol another one drawn in muahahahahaha.Eclectic Dreck said:Okay, my official stance after doing this is I hate you and Internet Kraken. This damn game is my new heroine-cocaine-meth. I can't stop playing it and worse still I don't know why I keep it up in the first place.
i play it when my Minecraft server goes down then keep playing for several more hours... i realy should mine that wall back a couple of tiles...Rabid Toilet said:Because losing is fun?Eclectic Dreck said:Okay, my official stance after doing this is I hate you and Internet Kraken. This damn game is my new heroine-cocaine-meth. I can't stop playing it and worse still I don't know why I keep it up in the first place.
I feel you though, I've literally lost entire days to this game. Like, sit down to play for a couple hours, look up, where the hell did the last 12 hours go?.
Hold on, I left specific instructions for the crafters to bedeck you with iron...Cowabungaa said:Oh thank you Root for letting us wear that good ol' bronze (or even worse) crap so we all died! Well that's one squad less to defend your sorry one-armed ass against the goblin hordes. Pah!
Let there be REVOLUTION against our oppressor in her office! for tis only a matter of time before she punchs one of us to burning!The_root_of_all_evil said:Hold on, I left specific instructions for the crafters to bedeck you with iron...Cowabungaa said:Oh thank you Root for letting us wear that good ol' bronze (or even worse) crap so we all died! Well that's one squad less to defend your sorry one-armed ass against the goblin hordes. Pah!
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There will be words had with the crafters. Pointed ones.
(OOC: Sad face)
I believe they were actually blaming Stinthad. Pseudo in-character.iyaerP said:No. Don't blame internetKraken for "wasting" time on the mandate.
Stinthad can go on a rampage. Commander Root will be there to stop it.iyaerP said:PsychopathMcHammerer, Captain of the guard, will go and MURDER a valuable metalworking dwarf.
The_root_of_all_evil said:Stinthad can go on a rampage. Commander Root will be there to stop it.iyaerP said:PsychopathMcHammerer, Captain of the guard, will go and MURDER a valuable metalworking dwarf.
and il be there... sitting in my bed... ****ing nerve damage!The_root_of_all_evil said:Stinthad can go on a rampage. Commander Root will be there to stop it.iyaerP said:PsychopathMcHammerer, Captain of the guard, will go and MURDER a valuable metalworking dwarf.
if it gets me out of this freaking bed im happy! please update it Kraken! BED SORES HURT!General-Veok said:.22 was just released today - did you ever update Reveredtour to .21? Anyway, it fixed a slew of the hospital bugs. Vallorn might not need be confined to the hospital anymore.
Also: spores.
Be happy then, for bed-ridden dwarfs only bring misery, entropy, and more job cancellation spamming messages when the fort starts getting fun.Hamrobo said:I have never actually had a dwarf get bed-riddden before. Heck i haven't even got to a siege before!
Oh boy job cancellation messages!TheHaunted said:Be happy then, for bed-ridden dwarfs only bring misery, entropy, and more job cancellation spamming messages when the fort starts getting fun.Hamrobo said:I have never actually had a dwarf get bed-riddden before. Heck i haven't even got to a siege before!