I smell a tourist trap.
oh those Silly Pagans, with their false idols and immorality.
St. Elimine church [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrystalDragonJesus]
Bullshit. No one actually thought this during the medieval era
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away.
I've come for your blue-eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer!
Legendary Sword, Trading card, same thing really.
Use a weapon in combat? What sort of ridiculous nonsense is this? I'll have none of it!
Glass's Memetic badassery is peerless.
Or just brood on this conveniently placed throne.
Which none of them can use.
It already happened.
being the tactician, I recommend rapid cavalry insertion. We enter, clear the room, take the target, and leave as quickly as possible.
Hey, I'm the tactician here! If you're going to plan everything, then why should I bother to stick around?
Whatever. I guess recon and intel gathering are sort of important.
Don't act like this was my idea!
You again? We already talked to your useless ass.
Cliffnotes: Fire Emblem NPCs
This will soon turn into...
...this.
Of course, I do, as is expected from anyone who played this game.
Heroism time! Screw you, weapons triangle!
Bitchen. At this rate, you'll cap every stat.
Frankly, a pretty good one.
much better.
Although, being a promoted class, I could easily defeat any of these ruffians in 1 or 2 rounds of combat.
So all that spirit stuff was a load of crap? It was you stopping the unsheathing all along?
Do you perhaps have a cash substitute?
Breaching!
Flash bang!
I must be imagining things.
Is it or is it not the spirits controlling the sword? Make up your damn mind!
I am suddenly okay with these "spirits".
No, not THAT sword.
Get of my damn lawn, you damn kids! With yer lances and yer horses and yer peerless swordplay!
Why I oughta...
But many superiors.
To quote Thomas Jefferson,
"Always take hold of things by the smooth handle."
And by things, he means him, and by smooth handle, he means his penis.
Meanwhile, Thousands of miles away.
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