Let's play phobia Top Trumps!

Recommended Videos

Sun Flash

Fus Roh Dizzle
Apr 15, 2009
1,242
0
0
Basically, do you have or know anyone with phobias? what are they? how do they cope? why?

Now, I know phobia phobias are an actual medical condition , but for the sake of this thread, phobias are merely something you have a great dislike/hatred towards, or causes you anxiety or distress, it doesn't have to be a "recognised phobia" so to speak.


Extra points for weirdness and oddity.

I'll go first;

I have Arachnophobia. I don't know what it is about them, they just freak me the fuck out. For someone who dislikes violence and unnecessary suffering, I wish nothing but death on these eight legged buggers. If there were a button I could press that erased all spiders from existence, I would, regardless of ecological impact.seriously, Fuck those guys.

I have a similar hatred for crisps/potato chips. Especially smelly ones like Salt and Vinegar or Cheese and Onion. The crumbs, grease and smell all make my stomach turn. If someone opens a packet around me I will flip out big time. It's so bad that I feel disgusting just walking past an empty packet lying on the street. This is also one of the reasons I despise anyone who eats food on a public bus or train. Again, if there was a button, it's already be pressed.


So I'm pretty cushty with things, but shove a spider or crisps in my face, I'm like the god damned Hulk.

Also, my mum has an all out fear of static electricity. I'm not talking huge Van der Graaf generators, I mean when you take clothes out of the tumble dryer and they "spark". If you brush against her and give her a shock she will let out the most god awful cry and jump 10 feet in the air. It was so bad that during an episode of Family Guy, Peter gets a onesie suit that gives out shocks, My mum would not stop fidgeting and cringing through that.

How about you?
 

ReservoirAngel

New member
Nov 6, 2010
3,781
0
0
I have an irrational hatred of Apple and Blackcurrent Ribena.

There is no logic behind it at all. I don't even dislike the taste, something about it just makes me refuse to drink it if I have knowledge of what it is. I'm kinda stupid like that I guess. Any other Apple and Blackcurrent flavoured juice I can drink no problem, but the Ribena brand of it just forms some random hate-reaction from me.

Another thing: Cardboard sleeves that come over DVDs. I get if it's a several-disc box-set or something, but if it's a single disc, that's in a normal DVD box...if it comes with a cardboard sleeve over the case that has the EXACT same thing on the front and back that the actual DVD case inside it does, that just pisses me off to no end. To the point that if I ever buy a DVD that comes with one, I have to immediately remove the DVD case from it and tear the sleeve up. I seriously can't even stand having them in the house, or knowing they're nearby.
 

Sneeze

New member
Dec 4, 2010
415
0
0
Sun Flash said:
I have Arachnophobia. I don't know what it is about them, they just freak me the fuck out. For someone who dislikes violence and unnecessary suffering, I wish nothing but death on these eight legged buggers. If there were a button I could press that erased all spiders from existence, I would, regardless of ecological impact.seriously, Fuck those guys.

I have a similar hatred for crisps/potato chips. Especially smelly ones like Salt and Vinegar or Cheese and Onion. The crumbs, grease and smell all make my stomach turn. If someone opens a packet around me I will flip out big time. It's so bad that I feel disgusting just walking past an empty packet lying on the street. This is also one of the reasons I despise anyone who eats food on a public bus or train. Again, if there was a button, it's already be pressed.
Spiders too, I dunno if it qualifies as a "phobia" phobia, maybe it does, but if I'm near one I'll get all fidgety and feel like theres things crawling on me, plus when I'm walking past one I start shitting bricks and trying to create as much space between me and said spider as humanly possible in fear it will jump one me. The weird part is I can't bring myself to kill one, I find them to be completely fascinating creatures, right from the money spider to the tarantula, can't stand them, at all, but there's something weirdly respectable about them. I can't build a house with my own spit. ._.

And my mum has what sounds like something similar to your crisp one with beetroot, she can't stand the stuff, she can't even look at it without getting all weird, if anyone is ever eating it around her she has to leave...

ReservoirAngel said:
Another thing: Cardboard sleeves that come over DVDs. I get if it's a several-disc box-set or something, but if it's a single disc, that's in a normal DVD box...if it comes with a cardboard sleeve over the case that has the EXACT same thing on the front and back that the actual DVD case inside it does, that just pisses me off to no end. To the point that if I ever buy a DVD that comes with one, I have to immediately remove the DVD case from it and tear the sleeve up. I seriously can't even stand having them in the house, or knowing they're nearby.
I sorta know what you mean, I don't destroy them but they are the single most pointless thing ever - "Hey, how could we make DVDs better?" "I know, lets wrap cardboard around them so they don't fit in DVD racks anymore, people will love that" Seriously, what is the reasoning behind them? I just take them off and store them in a deep dark corner of my room where they never see daylight ever again. Really don't get why they exist. |:
 

EllEzDee

New member
Nov 29, 2010
814
0
0
ninjastovall0 said:
Im afraid of justin bieber still being relevant and famous when i wake up.
Everyday is a nightmare....
He's only famous because people like you constantly talk crap about him. All publicity is good publicity...
 

Jamboxdotcom

New member
Nov 3, 2010
1,276
0
0
rodentia (excluding the cuddly members, like gerbils, hamsters, and bunnies). basically, any of the scurrying, long fleshy-tailed members.

on the other hand, phobias are supposed to be irrational, and it's completely logical to be afraid of disease-carrying vermin, especially when they've got such creepy little beady red eyes...
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

Warning! Contains bananas!
Jun 21, 2009
4,789
1
0
Trypanophobia AKA fear of hypodermic needles.

To be honest, it's a relatively mild form since simply seeing one doesn't provoke any reaction. Of course, if I know the needle will be used on me, that's when the fun begins. Sweating, faintness, nausea, highly elevated anxiety, high blood pressure and heart rate. Then comes the actual injection, causing the aforementioned blood pressure and heart rate to plummet like a meteorite, sometimes leading to me fainting.
 

SilentCom

New member
Mar 14, 2011
2,417
0
0
I'm afraid of heights aka acrophobia and i'm a little afraid of talking to girls... *blushes
 

ayailla

Forever invading Himuro mansion
Jul 14, 2009
122
0
0
Methyphobia / Potophobia.

It's a fear of Alcohol.

Well, Methyphobia is a fear of alcohol and Potophobia is a fear of drinking alcohol.

I kind of started with Potophobia and it morphed into Methyphobia over time.
 

The Wykydtron

"Emotions are very important!"
Sep 23, 2010
5,458
0
0
Enclosed spaces, being restrained and MRI machines

[sub]Fuck you Dead Space 2, it's like you tailor made that scene just for me, you bastards[/sub]