Lets say you took over the world.
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1. Supermegatripleawesomefuntownlandplanet. And shortening it, or mispronouncing it is a capitol offense.
2. Uh... A smiley face, with some cool headphones on.
3. Togas! Every other Thursday. Other than that, don't care.
4. Very quickly. See #1 for the solution to over-population.
5. Who needs a national anthem? I rule the planet. Every day would have a new anthem, and it would play at noon. Everywhere.
2. Uh... A smiley face, with some cool headphones on.
3. Togas! Every other Thursday. Other than that, don't care.
4. Very quickly. See #1 for the solution to over-population.
5. Who needs a national anthem? I rule the planet. Every day would have a new anthem, and it would play at noon. Everywhere.
'The world' would be pretty suitable, I think.
Well if we had just one flag then I guess I'd make it so there are no countries, no divisions. I would have a white rectangle with a black circle in the middle of it. Then I'd make it mandatory that every school student write an analytical essay about the flag before they can graduate just to piss them off.
People can dress however they like but if they look like an idiot then I will blow them up.
People can speak however they like as well. No censorship. No one is allowed to be offended either.
And the national anthem...well I'd choose a song each month and everyone has to learn it and like it. There.
Well if we had just one flag then I guess I'd make it so there are no countries, no divisions. I would have a white rectangle with a black circle in the middle of it. Then I'd make it mandatory that every school student write an analytical essay about the flag before they can graduate just to piss them off.
People can dress however they like but if they look like an idiot then I will blow them up.
People can speak however they like as well. No censorship. No one is allowed to be offended either.
And the national anthem...well I'd choose a song each month and everyone has to learn it and like it. There.
1) New name: Bob
2) New flag: All the flags of every country in the world combined into a mosaic that forms my face.
3) New clothes: Penguin costumes.
4) New language: Everyone must talk like a pirate
5) New anthem: The Pokemon Rap, and you must name all the pokemon correctly.
2) New flag: All the flags of every country in the world combined into a mosaic that forms my face.
3) New clothes: Penguin costumes.
4) New language: Everyone must talk like a pirate
5) New anthem: The Pokemon Rap, and you must name all the pokemon correctly.
And order the one being sacrificed to keep on singing!ShadowKatt said:
OT:
1.) Muroland.
2.)
4.) However they want. News sources must speak only the truth when the individual reporters are not expressing their individual opinion or unless they openly say that they are going to be a biased news source and explaining what bias that is.
5.)
Name: 'Earthy, Watery Place, But Mostly Water'
Flag:
Dress Code: Top hats, monocles and canes are mandatory for all men. Women can dress however.
How People Would Talk: In English.
National Anthem:
NOTE: Songs from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (yes, I know Strawberry Fields Forever isn't from that album (on that note, Penny Lane is also on the list of what the anthem may be)) may replace the anthem for an unspecified amount of time.
Flag:
Dress Code: Top hats, monocles and canes are mandatory for all men. Women can dress however.
How People Would Talk: In English.
National Anthem:
NOTE: Songs from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (yes, I know Strawberry Fields Forever isn't from that album (on that note, Penny Lane is also on the list of what the anthem may be)) may replace the anthem for an unspecified amount of time.
I wouldn't want to take over the world. All you whiny shits would expect me to fix things if I did. Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
(1)
Phoenix 7
(2)
A picture of a cockroach with a giant red cross behind it. the flag colour (aside from the red cross) would be green. the cockroach would also have zebra stripes so it would be all black and white.
Reasons being that the black and white represent racial harmony and the face that A) we must progress in space technology and B) We must act upon all those goth and Emo people by using kind words and electroshock therapy.
The green represents our caring for the environment by ridding ourselves of cars, but may only be used from town to town, not in a town.
The red cross means we will exceed in medical science and all that, but space technology comes first.
The cockroach itself is a sign that my last name sounds like roach as it is spelled Roche. Also the Cockroach is a creature, while small, can survive without its head for 3 days (Unconfirmed) and survive a nuclear blast due to it not having a spine.
(3)
A business suit. Dark Grey with Light Grey pinstripe lines running down it.
Hat: Includes traffic cone to be placed on head with 3, not 2 or 1 white stripes. Failure to comply in Standard Hat Accommodation for Formal Events and Gatherings(S.H.A.F.E.G) will result in Deconstructive Spinal Liquidation (D.S.L.
Note:Fridays are Casual Friday so any citizen of Phoenix 7 wearing formal gear will be impaled at Hawthorn's Ridge. No Questions!
Shoes: either tramping boots or shoes that are extremely comfortable. or don't wear any at all
(4)
Our proud citizen's voices would sound like either a stereotypical American voice or as a British High lord. Any language would be fine but all people must learn Roach. Strangely enough Roach is simply English only simpler as many silly stupid rules were taken out. Also "Cockroach" would be replaced with "The Overlords of the Heavens" In the Dictionary and all other ways of spelling Haydn would be incorrect. Only Haydn and Hayden would be allowed although all Hayden's do not receive the 20% store discount at Starbucks.
(5)
This was never truly decided. However the great overlord decided a melded remix (joining both songs together) of Parklife by Blur and crawling by Linken Park would be played in his Honour when he is in Starbucks or other various popular areas. This however, does not mean in the streets next to the areas, nor anywhere outside of the areas.
Thank You for your time.
Phoenix 7
(2)
A picture of a cockroach with a giant red cross behind it. the flag colour (aside from the red cross) would be green. the cockroach would also have zebra stripes so it would be all black and white.
Reasons being that the black and white represent racial harmony and the face that A) we must progress in space technology and B) We must act upon all those goth and Emo people by using kind words and electroshock therapy.
The green represents our caring for the environment by ridding ourselves of cars, but may only be used from town to town, not in a town.
The red cross means we will exceed in medical science and all that, but space technology comes first.
The cockroach itself is a sign that my last name sounds like roach as it is spelled Roche. Also the Cockroach is a creature, while small, can survive without its head for 3 days (Unconfirmed) and survive a nuclear blast due to it not having a spine.
(3)
A business suit. Dark Grey with Light Grey pinstripe lines running down it.
Hat: Includes traffic cone to be placed on head with 3, not 2 or 1 white stripes. Failure to comply in Standard Hat Accommodation for Formal Events and Gatherings(S.H.A.F.E.G) will result in Deconstructive Spinal Liquidation (D.S.L.
Note:Fridays are Casual Friday so any citizen of Phoenix 7 wearing formal gear will be impaled at Hawthorn's Ridge. No Questions!
Shoes: either tramping boots or shoes that are extremely comfortable. or don't wear any at all
(4)
Our proud citizen's voices would sound like either a stereotypical American voice or as a British High lord. Any language would be fine but all people must learn Roach. Strangely enough Roach is simply English only simpler as many silly stupid rules were taken out. Also "Cockroach" would be replaced with "The Overlords of the Heavens" In the Dictionary and all other ways of spelling Haydn would be incorrect. Only Haydn and Hayden would be allowed although all Hayden's do not receive the 20% store discount at Starbucks.
(5)
This was never truly decided. However the great overlord decided a melded remix (joining both songs together) of Parklife by Blur and crawling by Linken Park would be played in his Honour when he is in Starbucks or other various popular areas. This however, does not mean in the streets next to the areas, nor anywhere outside of the areas.
Thank You for your time.
What would be the worlds new name?
What would be your flag?
What would be the dress of the people?
How would the people talk?
And what would be the national anthem?
I wouldn't change a thing. I rule from the shadows.
What would be your flag?
What would be the dress of the people?
How would the people talk?
And what would be the national anthem?
I wouldn't change a thing. I rule from the shadows.
Oh. My. Fucking. God...Paksenarrion said:
You've already taken over, haven't you? You and the Amish! I KNEW IT!
Name: Utopia. Nice and neat. No cheese or melodrama.
Flag: I'll have the people come up with it. I'm a ruler, but I don't want to be mass hated. So they will have a flag drawing contest. They will submit the best 25 to me, and I will choose.
Clothing: Same as usual. Although, there will be nothing covering your face. Hats are fine, but at max, nothing is permitted to cover a 3rd of ones face.
Language: Any language. Because my plans involve a lot of cultural murder, so I might as well let them keep their own language.
Anthem: The people will make a grand, dark, orchestral piece. No words would be spoken in it though.
Seems pretty lame and boring, but you're not asking the right questions. I'd have a lot of other plans that would most likely raise a few, if not, a whole shit load of eye brows.
Flag: I'll have the people come up with it. I'm a ruler, but I don't want to be mass hated. So they will have a flag drawing contest. They will submit the best 25 to me, and I will choose.
Clothing: Same as usual. Although, there will be nothing covering your face. Hats are fine, but at max, nothing is permitted to cover a 3rd of ones face.
Language: Any language. Because my plans involve a lot of cultural murder, so I might as well let them keep their own language.
Anthem: The people will make a grand, dark, orchestral piece. No words would be spoken in it though.
Seems pretty lame and boring, but you're not asking the right questions. I'd have a lot of other plans that would most likely raise a few, if not, a whole shit load of eye brows.
1. Zorgia
2. A dark blue background with a huge eye taking up most of it (the iris is greenish bueish yellow)
3. Suits for everything remotely formal like school, work (where it's not unpractical), dinners and whatnot. on all other occasions you must wear a top hat or (if you're swimming) arm-puffs.
4. posh english accents.
5. One winged angel (sephiroth's theme song) and yes, you have to sing along with the latin through the entire 6 min.
2. A dark blue background with a huge eye taking up most of it (the iris is greenish bueish yellow)
3. Suits for everything remotely formal like school, work (where it's not unpractical), dinners and whatnot. on all other occasions you must wear a top hat or (if you're swimming) arm-puffs.
4. posh english accents.
5. One winged angel (sephiroth's theme song) and yes, you have to sing along with the latin through the entire 6 min.
Calm down, citizen. I'm here to help. What seems to be the problem? The Amish? Whatever do you mean they are stormtroopers in disguise? As you can clearly see, they are a friendly, down-to-earth folk, with no links to futuristic technology. You look tired. Here, have a drink on the house. We'll take care of everything...RhombusHatesYou said:
Answers all in quote box.Scarecrow 8 said:If you did take over the world, you would change alot of things. To keep the post under control, I'll make a list of things to change.
What would be the worlds new name?
I'd keep it as Earth. Earth's a good name, methinks.
What would be your flag?
Probably the flag of England, but with a bit more snazz, maybe a few black stars in the corners or something.
What would be the dress of the people?
Pretty much he same as now, except I would ban anything like Burberry or anything else 'chavs' like to wear. Tracksuits would be out, as would shorts that come up above the knee (I like 3/4 lenght ones, but anythig higher than the knee just looks stupid and ugly...). Any infringements would be an instant fine and a public burning of the offending garments.
How would the people talk?
They'd all talk in English as a first language, though other languages would still be kept. There would be a public trust devoted to the rememberance and study of older languages, including Latin but also going back to things like the original Germanic languages, hieroglyphs, anything that's now being lost as new dialects move in. Oh, and the so-called 'American English' would be straight out. No use of terms like soccer or wrong spelling of things like 'color' or 'honor'. Any infringements on that would be an instant fine.
And what would be your national anthem?
Not sure, I'd probably hire someone talented (like the duo of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Diane Warren, or Tim Rice) to write something original for me. Failing that, either Exo-Politics or Assassin, both by Muse. It would just be so deliciously ironic...
Everyone knows that ZOG is a front for the Reptiloids and the Reptiloids themselves are merely a cover for the Amish... so if you rule the world behind the scenes you're either Amish or control the Amish. Or are you controlling the people who control the Amish and I've jumped a layer in this conspiracy?
Name: the moon's sexier older brother
Flag: Me riding a roaring dragon standing on a cliff while robot zombie pirates fly jetpacks towards this cliff to challenge me to a massive cowboy showdown, on the reverse of the flag there will be a pipcture of me standing over a mountain of corpses with a smoking revolver in my hand.
Clothing: there. shall. be. none!
Language: All communication shal be done by putting your palm under your armpit and making farting noises.
Anthem: Knights of cydonia by muse, doing the events portyrayed in the music video must also be played out to perfection. for anyone who hasn't seen the video it involves sex,cowboys, kung-fu masters,robots,motorbikes,laser guns and a unicorn
also it would be better if you asked what our plans as world leader would be... im not telling you mine because i would probably be mistaken for a troll they'd be so controversial.
Flag: Me riding a roaring dragon standing on a cliff while robot zombie pirates fly jetpacks towards this cliff to challenge me to a massive cowboy showdown, on the reverse of the flag there will be a pipcture of me standing over a mountain of corpses with a smoking revolver in my hand.
Clothing: there. shall. be. none!
Language: All communication shal be done by putting your palm under your armpit and making farting noises.
Anthem: Knights of cydonia by muse, doing the events portyrayed in the music video must also be played out to perfection. for anyone who hasn't seen the video it involves sex,cowboys, kung-fu masters,robots,motorbikes,laser guns and a unicorn
also it would be better if you asked what our plans as world leader would be... im not telling you mine because i would probably be mistaken for a troll they'd be so controversial.
