So with Black Ops 2 right around the corner I figured it was time to do something I've wanted to do for a while. Let's talk about Call of Duty. No I don't mean fling shit at it and nor do I mean masturbate to Black Ops 2 gameplay videos. There are several issues that have been hanging over Call of Duty as a franchise for a while now and it's time we address them in a calm and dignified manner. These statements will largely focus on the multiplayer since it is by far the selling point, but the campaign can be something else to bring up on the side. First I'll get this out of the way though, yes, I am a fan of Call of Duty. Do I think it's perfect? No. Second if you simply don't like Call of Duty's gameplay (multiplayer in particular) THAT'S FINE! (Please don't comment to tell me that either) I'm not here to try and change your taste in games, or to insult/degrade you. This is simply my take on the various issues people have with Call of Duty that aren't related to personal perference. On that note, let's begin.
"It's only played by 10-year-olds"
"CoD is full of Racist/Sexist/Stupid people"
"It's repetitive"
"It started the Modern Shooter market saturation"
"It's the same game every year"
That's all of the arguments against CoD I hear on a regular basis. I'm just really tired of CoD being blamed for the downfall of gaming or other verbose melodrama. I'm also tired of people assuming that playing CoD makes you some sort of sub-human. I might have just wasted my time in writing all of this, but I feel better knowing that I didn't just sit there while being stereotyped. If you disagree with something I said, tell me why. Please keep it civil
"It's only played by 10-year-olds"
This argument is false right out of the gate. I play CoD and I'm 18 and I'm in a clan with people ranging from 16 to 33 (many of whom are married). You heard a kid with a squeaky voice? So what? Mute him. In fact mute everyone if the prospect of human interaction is as unsettling to you as it is to me. If something is popular naturally then munchkins will want in on it, it's that way for everything and there is no way you can truly get away from them. (Except in single-player of course but as stated above if you don't like multiplayer then don't just redundantly say that)
"CoD is full of Racist/Sexist/Stupid people"
This may seem like a cop out argument, but welcome to the damn internet. Those kinds of people will always be where anonymity offers them safety from punishment. There are just as many douches on any multiplayer game (Dark Souls is my best example of this). Singling CoD out for it is simply petty. Should I dislike the Escapist as a whole because some people on it are pretentious asshats? (See the Witcher 2 ZP Facebook comments for my evidence of this)
"It's repetitive"
I'm forced to call immediate bullshit on this argument for two reasons. (When this is used as an argument against the games' quaility) Firstly because other games get a free ride. No one ever rails on TF2 because it's repetitive. If you get bored of a game then that isn't necessarily the games fault; especially when hundreds of thousands still play it. The other reason is because to many the repetition does nothing to stop their enjoyment of CoD, or anything else for that matter. Does repetition stop football from being enjoyed year after year after year? Is football bad because of that?
"It started the Modern Shooter market saturation"
I really can't say that this isn't true. I can however say that it isn't CoD's fault. Whenever something is popular hordes of pretenders will try to ride its coattails. It happened with Star Wars, Twilight, Law and Order, the Da Vinci Code, Black Sabbath, Monkey Island, Seinfeld, Half-life, the Simpsons and whoever the first metalcore band was. It isn't CoD you should be angry at, but rather those who insist on trying to emulate it. CoD didn't force anyone to make a knock off of it, retarded publishers did.
"It's the same game every year"
I'm forced to come back to the sports analogy. People will pay ludicrous sums of money to simply watch a sporting event; often with the same people playing, the same rules, and the same drunken riots for stupid reasons. While they do face some flack I haven't seen any threads demonizing sports leagues or the people who watch them. I pay 60$ a year for around 10 new maps, 30 new guns, 1 or 2 new game modes, a six hour campaign, and some streamlined features (more zombies this year is a bonus). If that isn't enough for you, fine, you?re entitled to your opinion and I respect that. But it is enough for me and many others, and it doesn't make us thick it just means that we enjoy it more. (And yes MovieBob, Nintendo pumping out Mario sequels is in fact the exact same thing as what Activision does with CoD. Deal with it.)
That's all of the arguments against CoD I hear on a regular basis. I'm just really tired of CoD being blamed for the downfall of gaming or other verbose melodrama. I'm also tired of people assuming that playing CoD makes you some sort of sub-human. I might have just wasted my time in writing all of this, but I feel better knowing that I didn't just sit there while being stereotyped. If you disagree with something I said, tell me why. Please keep it civil