Let's talk about Hell, baby.

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Hm,that makes sense.Mind being my new history teacher?He said the name came from some idiot in a big white house,which is absurd.

That is absurd!
Think about it: How can a house name anything?
It can't! It is an inanimate object!

Your teacher is probably a white supremacist.

I KNOW,he must be!Mind being my sex ed teacher as well?She said babies came from sex,which also is absurd,'cause my mom said I was bought at Sear's,then assembled in the living room.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

how about the door to hell in uzbekistan?

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1830

I had heard of that, just never seen it.

 

[US Crash Fire]

well thats the nice thing about hell. either it is real, or it is not. but the existance of hell does not confirm the existance heaven. but the best part is we all get to find out someday!

 

[theklng]

how about the door to hell in uzbekistan?

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1830

So ridiculously fake. Here's the snopes page.

http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp

uhm, it's not the same hole? first off, uzbekistan isn't siberia, and the article never claimed any screams; just huge amounts of gas. next time read up on your material before posting, kid.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Pssh,please.Although it sounded cool,I doubt it's really Hell...

 

[JRCB]

We all know the true entrance to hell is within Rosie O'Donnell. There's enough room for at least 3 galaxy's worth of people in there.

Yup. So if Rosie dies, then where does she go?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Hm,that makes sense.Mind being my new history teacher?He said the name came from some idiot in a big white house,which is absurd.

That is absurd!
Think about it: How can a house name anything?
It can't! It is an inanimate object!

Your teacher is probably a white supremacist.

I KNOW,he must be!Mind being my sex ed teacher as well?She said babies came from sex,which also is absurd,'cause my mom said I was bought at Sear's,then assembled in the living room.

Your sex ed teacher is only sort of right.
Babies are transmitted through sexual intercourse.
Like AIDS.
Except they're much more contagious, and they take 18+ years of your life and millions of your dollars.

Huh...So I wasn't bought at Sear's?

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I was so for sure this was going to be a screamer at first...

 

[ExaltedK9]

Ok...Jesus did not go to hell when he died, he went to Hades wich is divided into Paradise and Torment. Hades is generally referred to as hell though. And the bible never makes any referrence to hell being in the center of earth...and if i didn't already mention Jesus went to the Paradise part.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

\Huh...So I wasn't bought at Sear's?

Afraid not!

Aw, slightly mean response from the escapists here... Awww?

I didn't watch the video, but I'm sure it's humor will/would appeal, inevitably, to a good chunk of the 6'ish billion peeps on earth.

I couldn't tell if it was meant to be funny or not. I was too busy getting flashbacks.

Damn,that sucks.When I have children,I was going to show them where I was supposedly "bought"...Right between the toasters and margarita mixers...

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

Sounded kind of like really bad rap to me.

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Those poor kids...[/quote]*sniff*...Oh well.I guess I can just say I came from some diseased bird,or the Internet,or something...