Exactly, I've always maintained that kids are the most terrible STD ever. The most insidious thing about them is that they often manage to make the host feel some affection towards them, allowing them to grow to the stage where it's possible to legally cure yourself. Illegally however... just don't tell the cops to look in the garden, under the rosebushes, ok?MaxTheReaper said:Your sex ed teacher is only sort of right.TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE said:I KNOW,he must be!Mind being my sex ed teacher as well?She said babies came from sex,which also is absurd,'cause my mom said I was bought at Sear's,then assembled in the living room.MaxTheReaper said:That is absurd!TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE said:Hm,that makes sense.Mind being my new history teacher?He said the name came from some idiot in a big white house,which is absurd.
Think about it: How can a house name anything?
It can't! It is an inanimate object!
Your teacher is probably a white supremacist.
Babies are transmitted through sexual intercourse.
Like AIDS.
Except they're much more contagious, and they take 18+ years of your life and millions of your dollars.
Fact: It's never too late for abortion.Liverandbacon said:Exactly, I've always maintained that kids are the most terrible STD ever. The most insidious thing about them is that they often manage to make the host feel some affection towards them, allowing them to grow to the stage where it's possible to legally cure yourself. Illegally however... just don't tell the cops to look in the garden, ok?
Wow, I dropped the ball big time. Though in my defense, it's been a while since I read the article and I thought I remembered it having something about it in there.theklng said:uhm, it's not the same hole? first off, uzbekistan isn't siberia, and the article never claimed any screams; just huge amounts of gas. next time read up on your material before posting, kid.D-Mic said:So ridiculously fake. Here's the snopes page.theklng said:how about the door to hell in uzbekistan?
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1830
http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp
No, it's the first circle.LongLiveourMachine said:I thought Detroit was hell
Thank you for your kind words.UncleAsriel said:Thanks for sharing, Griever18. You have to love fundies resorting to scare tactics to convert people because plain ol' conversation and intelligent discussion is far too involving! I was going to link to the snopes page on this story, but D-Mic beat me to it.
Anyhow, I love how the video maker makes the connection between tube worms and Mark 9:48 - it just screams paranoid reasoning. Sad, too, because the guy does come off as well-intentioned, in a nutty, Jack Chick sort-of-way. It kind of annoys me - so I've known my fair share of VEEEERY religious folks who are so nice and sweet but want nothing more than you to dedicate every last thing you do to their church AND ONLY THEIR CHURCH INITIATIVES. Good to see sane heads among Christians & co who prevail enough to point out and mock these things.
O.0 Shit! I'd rather be with the fundie religious peoples than the fundie athiestsEdje said:The modern perception usually gravitates around the ideas that the true suffering of hell is caused the the knowledge of one's eternal separation from God and that no one goes to hell without choosing it in some way (but, what constitutes that choice is a topic of heated debate even today)
Also another thing that should be pointed out is that almost every (there are exceptions to everything) devout Christian is devout out of love for God and not fear of hell, especially in the Protestant secs.
Sorry to get all religious on you, but just thought that a few people might appreciate the context of something like this in the perspective held by a majority modern Christian faiths.
I can think of a fair few people who would visit thatTUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE said:One of my dreams is to open up a street called "The Highway to Hell."That,and open up a hotel called the "Take Your Shit And Leave Inn."